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Old 05-04-2012, 02:55 AM   #26 (permalink)
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This is why I hate Facebook. My sister-in-law is like that.....

"What a great morning....going to have a bagel and take a dump LOL!"

Kill me.
the thing about facebook is..you cant just talk about your aunts flower garden and then about the time you did some hookers in tj with an old friend!
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Old 05-04-2012, 06:05 AM   #27 (permalink)
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the thing about facebook is..you cant just talk about your aunts flower garden and then about the time you did some hookers in tj with an old friend!
Why not if you did both things??
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Old 05-04-2012, 12:31 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Can Corbin please get a face shot of long cleavage woman?
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Old 05-04-2012, 02:56 PM   #29 (permalink)
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You may of may not know this about me but I'm a HUGE fan of honesty. Brutal honesty is my specialty. If you throw in enough sarcasm people can't really tell if you are being honest with them or screw with them.

So a FB friend, not a real life friend but someone I know and who knows me and my personality went on a couple dates with a new fella.

She is one of those people who will take 200 pictures, not edit them at all and upload all of them from the device she took them with.

You might see the same "puppy in the grass" picture 8 times because she took 8 rapid fire pictures and just posts them all.

So while on a date she posts a picture of a plate on a table with a Hooters menu next to it. The caption read something along the lines of- We tried Hooters and we were underwhelmed by the cuisine and the waitress attire.

So I repond with a 100% truthful answer- Your new fella is either homosexual or lying about not liking the Hooters waitress attire to get in your pants.

She responded with "DISLIKE"

OK El Oh El.

I then see the picture below titled "He LOVES my little black dress" and tell her..."Now I KNOW he's trying to get in your pants lying about Hooters if he hated their outfit but loves this."

I log onthe next morning and she's not my friend anymore. This hurts me less than REDSOX2011 being banned but I do love making people look at themselves.

I know I'm going to hell but there will be a lot of fun people there.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.....


Boobs!

Glad I kept reading to the end there...
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:04 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Boobs!

Glad I kept reading to the end there...
Boobs, boobs. Yum! Yum! Yum!
Boobs, boobs on a girl that's dumb
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:16 PM   #31 (permalink)
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A girl that posts on Facebook during the date is a major dueche... Its very rude.
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:37 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Hooters, hooters. Yum! Yum! Yum!
Hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb
Fixed it for ya
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Old 02-09-2013, 08:27 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Saddest forum moment ever.
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Hahaha! This is pretty funny. Im completely honest like you, most people who i went to school with didnt like me because they thought i was a giant ass. Didnt phase me a bit. Have made people block me on facebook multiple times
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I can't see any pictures because I am at work.

When I was pregnant with my youngest, I had the hugest craving for hooters. So, I met two of my friends and we went with my oldest. (He was 18 months at the time.) Yes, I was pregnant and took a toddler to hooters with two lesbians. It was a-m-a-z-i-n-g!
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WTH is facebook?
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Serious? Is this Bill Maher hiding behind an alias and testing some new jokes?
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Saddest forum moment ever.
Bored again Corbin?
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Bored again Corbin?
I'm pretty much bed ridden right now. So I gotta pass the time somehow.
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I'm pretty much bed ridden right now. So I gotta pass the time somehow.
Sorry brother feel better.

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