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Old 06-07-2012, 09:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The last three minutes of a Centipedes life

I hate these damn things, only bug I'm freaked out beyond belief by. The bastard ruined my breakfest. And another one of these crawled under my bathroom door when I was dropping the kids off at the pool.

Well, this bastard shouldn't have fallen off the ceiling.

There's cursing so just warning you if you're at work

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Due to the language and small ears, I can't watch it right now. Although, you probably cursed less than my mom does.
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Due to the language and small ears, I can't watch it right now. Although, you probably cursed less than my mom does.
mmmm confused by this. This mean your mother curses a lot or not a lot?
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Old 06-07-2012, 10:14 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol. In californi, all we have a roaches, but I have never seen one in my house, or outside on the lawn. There are HUNDREDS at my school, though...
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You're quite welcome

If I didn't, I would have been paranoid like I said when I got home lol

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lol. In californi, all we have a roaches, but I have never seen one in my house, or outside on the lawn. There are HUNDREDS at my school, though...
I wouldn't be freaked out by those, or wouldn't have a problem stepping on them. Just these things are so damn fast!!!
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She was raised by a trucker who was in the navy. So, she makes full sentences with nothing but curse words sometimes. She is doing better ever since my 2 year old called the dog a bitch right after she did.
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What a pu55y.
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THis is at least the 3rd House Centipede thread in the last month between the two of us. One of them crawled out from under the door in my bathroom last night too, but by the time i composed myself it had disappeared, as they are wont to do. He'll eventually make the mistake of walking on one of the walls, so he'll be easy pickins.

God i hate those things.
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What a pu55y.
I agree, I am a pussy cat
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She was raised by a trucker who was in the navy. So, she makes full sentences with nothing but curse words sometimes. She is doing better ever since my 2 year old called the dog a bitch right after she did.
ahhhh gotcha, so she has a potty mouth
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THis is at least the 3rd House Centipede thread in the last month between the two of us. One of them crawled out from under the door in my bathroom last night too, but by the time i composed myself it had disappeared, as they are wont to do. He'll eventually make the mistake of walking on one of the walls, so he'll be easy pickins.

God i hate those things.

Wasn't that horrible?? lol I didn't know what to do, it's not like I could have just stood up and ran out of the bathroom!!
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Would it have been any better if it happened on a Tuesday?
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Would it have been any better if it happened on a Tuesday?
I just started to ramble out of sheer horror from what's in front of me.
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Why didn't you just beat it to death with your drum sticks?


funny video though, I just hope that was acting
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funny video though, I just hope that was acting
I'd miss if I used drumsticks

And nope, that was all real. They creep me the f**k out
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I hate centipedes, I do see them maybe once every few weeks in the house.

See some this long sometimes:
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check this #@#@#@#@ out. found in my cousin's bathroom in Louisiana
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Are you sure that's not a prop from a horror film?!?!?!?
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Should have picked it up like this guy!
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im calling peta
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I was hoping this was a Human centipede 3 movie preview
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Are you sure that's not a prop from a horror film?!?!?!?
nope. if you need another pic for scale, let me know. i just felt that that one is the creepiest because it's rearing back.
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ok you bastards, those pictures are horrifying.

And maybe the rest of them saw their fallen commrade smashed to pieces and thought twice to come out of the wood work cause I haven't seen any since

It least I hope so
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