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Old 08-07-2012, 05:25 PM   #201 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2012, 05:34 PM   #202 (permalink)
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this too funny.

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Old 08-07-2012, 07:05 PM   #203 (permalink)
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Okay, I just spit out my coffee. At work. Thanks guys.
So, I'm going to have to be the "bad guy" and question if Ooosh is a spitter...
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Old 08-07-2012, 07:43 PM   #204 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2012, 07:51 PM   #205 (permalink)
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So, I'm going to have to be the "bad guy" and question if Ooosh is a spitter...
So you want to know if she:



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Old 08-07-2012, 09:07 PM   #206 (permalink)
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Holy Sh!t....I have never laughed so hard reading anything on this board!!

To be 19 again and know what I know now!!!!
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Old 08-07-2012, 10:21 PM   #207 (permalink)
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Holy Sh!t....I have never laughed so hard reading anything on this board!!

To be 19 again and know what I know now!!!!
Word homie word... Lol still no pic of this thing?

Going down on the chick and wanting to gag? Man up!


Reminds me of a few years back my ol lady wanted to get down after a 15 hour day working outside and I wanted nothing to do with her so she says hey if you go clean up down there I'll lick your dumper... I said alright went in the bathroom and rubbed soap on my butt checks but not the door.... 5 minutes later I was sleeping on the couch hahaha true story..
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Old 08-07-2012, 10:28 PM   #208 (permalink)
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I can understand why you would be overwhelmed going down on her for the first time. The vagina is very complex in compassion to the penis. We could also come to a lot of conclusions as to why you didn't like it. Smell, grooming issues, etc. Do not mention any of these to her, ever! Maybe you could start things out by suggesting you spice things up by showering together. If you want her to groom, offer to manscape for her. She may feel the need to touch up down below. If all that doesn't work, get a clothes pin, grin and bear it.

First of all, she is your girlfriend now so there is no way you are getting out of going down on her again so you might as well get really good at it and enjoy it. Don't be afraid to get your fingers in on the action but don't be overly aggressive. I have some tips but I am afraid this post is going to get me banned. Lets just say minimal entry and feel for a hidden treasure.

You mentioned she asked you to bite it. She doesn't want you to bite it like you would a french fry she wants you to nibble it, gently. More like, if you try to hold something tiny in between your teeth without breaking it. Imagine holding a cherry stem in between your front bottom and top teeth. If she wants more pressure, she will ask. Change the speed of your licking and gauge the pressure she likes. It will change. Get to know her body movements when she is enjoying herself. Most women have a tell sorta like when men lie during poker. She will squirm, take a deep inhale or exhale or moan. That is when you want to be paying the most attention and repeat as needed.

Also, before you start the next time have the lights on and just admire it. You should always look at your plate before you eat. If she asks what you are doing, say "admiring your beauty."

PS Look a diagram online and get to know the parts. Not knowing the parts is like trying to fix a car when you have never seen an engine.
WOW!!
Where was this knowledge when I started. I think that most young guys starting out "learning" how could really benefit from lessons.
Now with practice I don't consider myself an expert, but I could hold my own.
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Old 08-07-2012, 11:26 PM   #209 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2012, 12:18 AM   #210 (permalink)
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I saw a picture of this girl and I see why A) OP won't post her pic and B) he doesn't want to do that again ...
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Old 08-08-2012, 02:50 PM   #211 (permalink)
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I saw a picture of this girl and I see why A) OP won't post her pic and B) he doesn't want to do that again ...
That is a lovely......chair!

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Old 09-17-2012, 07:19 PM   #212 (permalink)
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Let's revive this one...Did you celebrate yesterday by giving her your own firework? Yesterday was our Independence Day in Mexico and since your girl is Mexican I was just wondering....

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Wow, I stoped reading this at page 4 a long time ago, wow did this take a turn........... Still no pic
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Old 09-17-2012, 07:36 PM   #214 (permalink)
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Wow, I stoped reading this at page 4 a long time ago, wow did this take a turn........... Still no pic
She was never real. Well, she was real, but made of plastic. Does that still constitute as being real?
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Old 09-17-2012, 10:02 PM   #215 (permalink)
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She was never real. Well, she was real, but made of plastic. Does that still constitute as being real?
I would say real, but not real live.
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Maybe the op is te'o? Detectives..... I need your help on this one!
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:29 AM   #218 (permalink)
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Someone needs to call Tom leykis
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:21 AM   #219 (permalink)
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Maybe the op is te'o? Detectives..... I need your help on this one!
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He will defiantly get to the top of things..... Hahaha
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:49 AM   #221 (permalink)
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Is this really the place you want to be asking for life advise?
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Is this really the place you want to be asking for life advise?
You're right! Life advice should be kept on the basketball forums
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I just want to know if he took my advice.
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