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Old 07-10-2012, 06:15 PM   #51 (permalink)
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The real sport is not laughing at the people in the stands sitting next to you. I've seen some real winners in the stands at the ole dirt track.

spectator 1- "Hey thats my brother driving that number 4 car."

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spectator 1- "Your cousins can't drive mother #@#@#@#@er. And his mechanics a #@#@#@#@ing drunk."

*Then they both stand up to start the fight, only to be held back by an army of toothless fat women.*

spectator 1's fat wife- "I orrta let him go so he'd whoop yer old mans azz."

spectator 2's sister- "My brober'd beat the piss outta yer man. His mouths a writing checks his azz can't cash."


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Old 08-03-2012, 03:55 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2012, 04:00 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Waited long enough
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:19 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Bumps on my butt hole
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:20 PM   #55 (permalink)
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So has a verdict been reached?
Is an horse an athlete?
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:26 PM   #56 (permalink)
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So has a verdict been reached?
Is an horse an athlete?
No, but it is dinner in France.
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:54 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Is an horse a athlete*
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Old 08-31-2012, 12:36 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Is an horse a athlete*
Ugh, I hope you be kidding
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Old 08-31-2012, 12:43 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Ugh, I hope you be kidding
The OP might like it...
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Old 08-31-2012, 12:58 AM   #60 (permalink)
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I cant believe this hasnt been seen in over a year
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Old 01-24-2014, 02:43 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Hello, I'm Mister Ed

A horse is a horse, of course of course,
and no one can talk to a horse of course,
that is of course, unless the horse,
Is the famous Mister Ed!
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I cant believe this hasnt been seen in over a year
why ? why ? why ? why ?
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Old 01-24-2014, 03:08 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Horses are athletic.

Therefore, they must be athletes
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They show poker on ESPN sometimes. Therefore, I'm not a bad gambler, I am a crappy athlete.
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Horses are athletic.

Therefore, they must be athletes
No one is debating that.

The question is: is an horse a athlete?
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Old 01-24-2014, 03:15 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Oh, and another thing, you know what?

You, RamRage, have been assassinated by TrueNE_09.

I'm serious about this one, too....
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Old 05-20-2014, 05:59 PM   #69 (permalink)
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If a horse wears a nasal strip I guess he might be an athlete...hmmm.
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