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View Poll Results: Vodka ... is it beer ?????
Of course it is! 10 15.87%
Only in the late mid early morning! 4 6.35%
Dude! you be trippin! 38 60.32%
I am 13 I dont drink I just buy Streaky Bryce Harper 1/1 11 17.46%
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Old 07-19-2012, 01:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Vodka is NOT Beer!!!!!

My wife recently informed me of this.

I dont believe her
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"Does whiskey count as beer?"
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Ok,SIMPLE TEST
Drink 40 ounces of Vodka within 5 minutes and if you do NOT fall over dead, you may be right.
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Ok,SIMPLE TEST
Drink 40 ounces of Vodka within 5 minutes and if you do NOT fall over dead, you may be right.
If I die trying this, I'm going to sue you.
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you may be right.
ive walked thru bedford stuy alone
and rode my motorcycle in the rain
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wait ...really ?????

I thought hot pockets and tequila was the breakfast of champions.

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voting shows that the steve martin reference is
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LOL @ option 4.
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voting shows that the steve martin reference is
Just in case a certain somebody checks out this thread, I just wanted to remind you that this is not Steve Martin :

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Just in case a certain somebody checks out this thread, I just wanted to remind you that this is not Steve Martin :

ROFLMAO

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Ok,SIMPLE TEST
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that just makes you feel really good
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Just in case a certain somebody checks out this thread, I just wanted to remind you that this is not Steve Martin :

Surely you jest.
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Your wife is right, vodka is not beer. Vodka is like a T-bone steak to go along with your baked potato or six baked potatoes (beer).
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This reminds me of a story I read a few years back: Man killed drinking pint of vodka in four secs - Mirror Online

Do not try this at home, kids!
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If I die trying this, I'm going to sue you.
Only if the Vodka come in a bottle labeled "beer" and was purchased at CVS.
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Only if the Vodka come in a bottle labeled "beer" and was purchased at CVS.
That would be some really terrible vodka...
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That would be some really terrible vodka...
It depends: does it get you drunker faster for cheaper?
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This reminds me of a story I read a few years back: Man killed drinking pint of vodka in four secs - Mirror Online

Do not try this at home, kids!
Read this from the link:

"He'd also had lager, though it was impossible to determine how much."

So the old saying is true.

"Liquor before beer never fear, but beer before liquor, you die!"
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uuuuuugggggghhhh, headache, ouch.
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Does this mean tequila is not water?
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Well, yeah, the guy apparently also had 13 stones.

Oh, wait. This is Europe....stones, right. Nevermind.

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Does this mean tequila is not water?
Hey now, we're trying to reason out one problem at a time...
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I was trying to find a good FAIL pic for another thread and I came across this instead:

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