Blowoutcards Apprentice Season 2

[mmbtvs]

DBO - For the next task, the project managers will be Spastikmoos, and hairysasquatch.

[hairysasquatch]

Alrite - will look forward to the challenge!

[SportCardBuffet]

Originally Posted by hairysasquatch

Alrite - will look forward to the challenge!

let's do it man, these guys should know better than to mess with you...

[ilovethelakings]

Oh please let this be a challenge involving hair care. Hairy's fur is immaculate and smells of wild flowers, so I am sure he knows a thing or two about keeping one's hair as beautiful as possible.

[SpastikMooss]

Sweetness, I'm ready to go! It's been a bad week for Sasquatch (too soon?) so hopefully that bodes well for us!

[tajikey]

Originally Posted by ilovethelakings

Oh please let this be a challenge involving hair care. Hairy's fur is immaculate and smells of wild flowers, so I am sure he knows a thing or two about keeping one's hair as beautiful as possible.

Originally Posted by SpastikMooss

Sweetness, I'm ready to go! It's been a bad week for Sasquatch (too soon?) so hopefully that bodes well for us!

[hairysasquatch]

Originally Posted by SpastikMooss

Sweetness, I'm ready to go! It's been a bad week for Sasquatch (too soon?) so hopefully that bodes well for us!

A bad week for impersonators, maybe. But I am going to channel the spirit of the original Jacklinks squatch for this round - no prisoners, and opponents going airborne !

[GatorBoyInTN]

Leggo team. We got this.

[SpastikMooss]

Originally Posted by GatorBoyInTN

Leggo team. We got this.

Sure do

[ilovethelakings]

Originally Posted by hairysasquatch

A bad week for impersonators, maybe. But I am going to channel the spirit of the original Jacklinks squatch for this round - no prisoners, and opponents going airborne !

It would be great if Jacklinks ended up being part of the challenge. We've got our own spokes....man.....beast....errrrr.....creature.....thing, yeah thing, right here.

[mmbtvs]

Donald BOHICA - For this challenge The Jacksonville Jaguars new owner has stepped up and decided that he needs to change the image of his team. So you will choose a new team name and mascot for the team (the are staying in Jacksonville) and a tagline for their new campaign to get people to come to the stadium. Good luck.

[Clarka3]

well, team, maybe something like the Jacksonville Juggernauts on account of Jax being the largest city in the US (by land, not population).

"An unstoppable force in a world without immovable objects"

i dunno. that's all i got.

[Nodie27]

I say in honor of their greatest gift to the world, they go with the Jacksonville Durst. Fred Durst can be there mascot, or rather a larger version of him. He can wear a red hat and Dickies as he spits game to the hunnies. Tagline: "Keep Rollin....rollin, rollin, rollin"

[ilovethelakings]

Idea #1:

The Jacksonville Quakes because they are going to end up in Los Angeles eventually.

Mascot: Rock Monster a la The Thing

Tagline: Come see the NFL in Jacksonville, while you still can.

[SpastikMooss]

Originally Posted by Clarka3

well, team, maybe something like the Jacksonville Juggernauts on account of Jax being the largest city in the US (by land, not population).

"An unstoppable force in a world without immovable objects"

i dunno. that's all i got.

Not bad not bad!

I just looked up J animal names - I kinda dig the Jacksonville Jennys (female crab or donkey, I think I'd go with the Donkey). Make them fly too, so the Jacksonville Flying Donkeys.

Tagline could be something like "You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkeyfly!" Little Shrek action.

Just spitballin' haha. Anyone else have ideas?

[SpastikMooss]

Or the Jacksonville Allmans (Allman Brothers formed there)

Tagline:
"Come and watch us play, boy we're here to stay, win, lose, or draw"

[SpastikMooss]

Or the Jacksonville Creatures. Creature of the Black Lagoon was filmed in and around Jacksonville.

Tagline could be one of the movie taglines, like

"Not since the beginning of time has the world beheld terror like this!"

or

"Amazing! Startling! Shocking!"

And they could call their fan section the Black Lagoon.

[newton615]

How about: The Jacksonville Jihad, "Waging war on this league week by week"

[Clarka3]

i don't think we should go with anything sounding silly. who would want to see something Forrest Gump cries about for 2 hours (Jennys).

[ilovethelakings]

Idea #2:

The Jacksonville Wife Beaters

Mascot: White trash, almost toothless, pale man wearing a wife beater

Tagline: Unlike your wife, our ticket prices can't be beat over and over again.

[SpastikMooss]

Originally Posted by newton615

How about: The Jacksonville Jihad, "Waging war on this league week by week"

Haha, that's classic. Would the mascot just be a terrorist? Someone specific?

Originally Posted by Clarka3

i don't think we should go with anything sounding silly. who would want to see something Forrest Gump cries about for 2 hours (Jennys).

Yeah I agree, no Jennys, good call. I do kind of like the Creatures idea though.

Probably no Allmans...because one of these guys would be our best choice for mascot:

[sunsfan8]

how about the Jacksonville Gladiators?

"the last time we won it was in the colosseum in rome"

[cinnakaok]

this may not be the best idea but as a jet fan its all i seem to hear about so how about the Jacksonville Tebows the mascot could be a Tebowing Gator or something and the tagline could you "You wanted him back not you have a whole team of Tebows"

[SpastikMooss]

By the way, when is our Deadline Sir Donald?

[ilovethelakings]

Originally Posted by cinnakaok

this may not be the best idea but as a jet fan its all i seem to hear about so how about the Jacksonville Tebows the mascot could be a Tebowing Gator or something and the tagline could you "You wanted him back not you have a whole team of Tebows"

This is actually a pretty good idea.