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BroncosFAN#1 10-29-2012 08:05 PM

I think I messed up
 
So driving home today I farted in the car and it was a bad one. The windows being down didnt help so I sprayed some cologne and now my car just smells like Cool a$$ water instead of Cool Water. Oh well, live and learn guess.

ilovethelakings 10-29-2012 08:06 PM

Are you sure you didn't crap yourself a little?

mmbtvs 10-29-2012 08:08 PM

You keep bottles of cologne in your car?

BostonNut 10-29-2012 08:08 PM

[QUOTE=mmbtvs;3559222]You keep bottles of cologne in your car?[/QUOTE]

Forget what it's like to be single?

mmbtvs 10-29-2012 08:17 PM

He's not single.

BroncosFAN#1 10-29-2012 08:20 PM

[QUOTE=mmbtvs;3559277]He's not single.[/QUOTE]

Ive always kept cologne in my car(s) since I was 16. I may be single again pretty soon though. Sucks but I think im pulling the trigger on it this week.

MI Rob 10-29-2012 08:30 PM

[QUOTE=BroncosFAN#1;3559292]Ive always kept cologne in my car(s) since I was 16. I may be single again pretty soon though. Sucks but I think im pulling the trigger on it this week.[/QUOTE]

Whoa whoa whoa.

Pull the trigger or PULL THE TRIGGER?

Just kidding, good luck with whatever you decide to do!

Chaz 10-29-2012 09:06 PM

[QUOTE=mmbtvs;3559222]You keep bottles of cologne in your car?[/QUOTE]

You have never heard of a Mexican bath?

tnarg 10-29-2012 09:08 PM

[QUOTE=Chaz;3559596]You have never heard of a Mexican bath?[/QUOTE]

Omg

You're like clay only instead of blacks you hate Mexicans

BroncosFAN#1 10-29-2012 09:35 PM

[QUOTE=Chaz;3559596]You have never heard of a Mexican bath?[/QUOTE]

I was always told it is an Irish shower.

Chaz 10-29-2012 09:42 PM

Hahaha well I grew up in SoCal so you get the picture hahaha

ssbledsoe 10-29-2012 10:51 PM

[QUOTE=BroncosFAN#1;3559786]I was always told it is an Irish shower.[/QUOTE]

I always knew it as a whore bath...

BroncosFAN#1 10-29-2012 10:54 PM

Well the good news now is I went out to put some stuff in my car and it mostly smelled like Cool Water without the a$$. I have a 350 mile drive tomorrow morning heading back to NE until Saturday or Monday so thats good.

Clarka3 10-29-2012 11:08 PM

haha i used to carry cologne in my car. Used it to hide the smoke when I got home. thought I was so clever then.

big waste of money now- that's #@#@#@#@'s obvious anyway!

BroncosFAN#1 10-29-2012 11:32 PM

I really only use it after I clean the inside of the car to make it smell even spiffier or I spray it on the outside part of my clothes by my balls before I go to the strip club.


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