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Old 10-29-2012, 08:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So driving home today I farted in the car and it was a bad one. The windows being down didnt help so I sprayed some cologne and now my car just smells like Cool a$$ water instead of Cool Water. Oh well, live and learn guess.
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Are you sure you didn't crap yourself a little?
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You keep bottles of cologne in your car?
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Forget what it's like to be single?
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He's not single.
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Old 10-29-2012, 08:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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He's not single.
Ive always kept cologne in my car(s) since I was 16. I may be single again pretty soon though. Sucks but I think im pulling the trigger on it this week.
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Ive always kept cologne in my car(s) since I was 16. I may be single again pretty soon though. Sucks but I think im pulling the trigger on it this week.
Whoa whoa whoa.

Pull the trigger or PULL THE TRIGGER?

Just kidding, good luck with whatever you decide to do!
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You keep bottles of cologne in your car?
You have never heard of a Mexican bath?
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Omg

You're like clay only instead of blacks you hate Mexicans
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You have never heard of a Mexican bath?
I was always told it is an Irish shower.
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Hahaha well I grew up in SoCal so you get the picture hahaha
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Old 10-29-2012, 10:51 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I was always told it is an Irish shower.
I always knew it as a whore bath...
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Well the good news now is I went out to put some stuff in my car and it mostly smelled like Cool Water without the a$$. I have a 350 mile drive tomorrow morning heading back to NE until Saturday or Monday so thats good.
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haha i used to carry cologne in my car. Used it to hide the smoke when I got home. thought I was so clever then.

big waste of money now- that's #@#@#@#@'s obvious anyway!
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Old 10-29-2012, 11:32 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I really only use it after I clean the inside of the car to make it smell even spiffier or I spray it on the outside part of my clothes by my balls before I go to the strip club.
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