Something in the water if Florida??

jlzinck · 11-16-2012, 09:01 AM

I swear when I see idiotic stories like this there is LITERALLY a 83.6% it happened in Florida.

Man Cut Almost All of Girlfriend's Nose Off: Police | NBC 6 South Florida

monkeymcgee · 11-16-2012, 09:03 AM

There's a reason Fark created a Florida section

fullmetal · 11-16-2012, 10:54 AM

You must realize, South Florida isn't really Florida.

The lowerest portion of the state is basically its own country. Dade and Broward Counties have laws that the rest of the state does not. Much of our state would be okay if those two formed their own country.

creamybeige · 11-16-2012, 11:38 AM

I read the guys name and couldn't go any further... all I kept thinking is how much I miss Breaking Bad

jimssouvenirs · 11-16-2012, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creamybeige

I read the guys name and couldn't go any further... all I kept thinking is how much I miss Breaking Bad

ME TOO!

Major_League · 11-16-2012, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jlzinck

I swear when I see idiotic stories like this there is LITERALLY a 83.6% it happened in Florida.

Man Cut Almost All of Girlfriend's Nose Off: Police | NBC 6 South Florida

Wow this is quite the co-incidence. Saw your post and then your sig and it hit me...

JoshHamilton · 11-16-2012, 12:30 PM

Florida or Ohio

lemur01 · 11-16-2012, 12:58 PM

I must admit, calling this situation a water issue,may
ascertain call-outs. If many ask carefully, a real solution
is most acceptable, counting specifically, on scientific evidence.

If mere agriculture can be studied, it might assess clearly, the problem at hand.

I'm part of it now. Hee Hee!

tajikey · 11-16-2012, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lemur01

I must admit, calling this situation a water issue,may
ascertain call-outs. If many ask carefully, a real solution
is most acceptable, counting specifically, on scientific evidence.

If mere agriculture can be studied, it might assess clearly, the problem at hand.

I'm part of it now. Hee Hee!

roc21 · 11-16-2012, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fullmetal

You must realize, South Florida isn't really Florida.

The lowerest portion of the state is basically its own country. Dade and Broward Counties have laws that the rest of the state does not. Much of our state would be okay if those two formed their own country.

i live in ft lauderdale(broward county)... and its bad down here, every night the news is- shooting here, murder there... even within ft lauderdale its 2 worlds... ne ft laud.. = million dollar homes ..go 4-5 miles to sw ft lauderdale = hood.. after all this is where the show "cops" originated... and miami is 100x worse

catfishhedberg · 11-16-2012, 01:47 PM

Whenever I watch "World's Dumbest" on trutv, I point out to my wife when one of them happens in Florida because that's where she grew up. There seems to be 4 or 5 clips in every show at least.

roc21 · 11-16-2012, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catfishhedberg

Whenever I watch "World's Dumbest" on trutv, I point out to my wife when one of them happens in Florida because that's where she grew up. There seems to be 4 or 5 clips in every show at least.

those are the "rednecks" of florida.. which are from the north and west

fullmetal · 11-16-2012, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roc21

those are the "rednecks" of florida.. which are from the north and west

In the 'real' south the camera crews seek the drunkest and most stereotypical 'neck. I think those 'necks also seek the limelight.

Don't forget the center of the peninsula, from the north all the way past Okeechobee.

dizzyduff13 · 11-16-2012, 04:06 PM

Thats why im glad i live in a good part of Miami. I hate running into idiots like that.

Nicnac · 11-16-2012, 09:09 PM

Better than a decade ago when all the child abduction and murders were in Florida... not joking...

ilovethelakings · 11-16-2012, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lemur01

I must admit, calling this situation a water issue,may
ascertain call-outs. If many ask carefully, a real solution
is most acceptable, counting specifically, on scientific evidence.

If mere agriculture can be studied, it might assess clearly, the problem at hand.

I'm part of it now. Hee Hee!

WTF is this? The DiVinci Code?

Bader · 11-16-2012, 10:09 PM

$75,000 Bond for cutting a nose off ?

WoW what's bond for murder?....$100,000?

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fullmetal Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,907	You must realize, South Florida isn't really Florida. The lowerest portion of the state is basically its own country. Dade and Broward Counties have laws that the rest of the state does not. Much of our state would be okay if those two formed their own country. __________________ A majority cannot take away your rights as an American citizen. Only you can choose to give up your rights.

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dizzyduff13 Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Miami, Fl Posts: 1,770 Lasker007 Cfrodas	Thats why im glad i live in a good part of Miami. I hate running into idiots like that. __________________ I Collect Jeff Francoeur

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creamybeige Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Greggs Place Posts: 1,074	I read the guys name and couldn't go any further... all I kept thinking is how much I miss Breaking Bad

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JoshHamilton Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 1,242	Florida or Ohio

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catfishhedberg Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 4,046	Whenever I watch "World's Dumbest" on trutv, I point out to my wife when one of them happens in Florida because that's where she grew up. There seems to be 4 or 5 clips in every show at least.

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Nicnac Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 5,614	Better than a decade ago when all the child abduction and murders were in Florida... not joking...

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Bader Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: PA Posts: 378	$75,000 Bond for cutting a nose off ? WoW what's bond for murder?....$100,000?

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