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Old 11-27-2012, 03:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Now beofre you money grubbing whores start thanking me I have to win the whole jackpot by myself.

For ilovethelakings- A Luxury Box at the Kings stadium with food service for 5 years

For migraine- The best medical insurance money can buy so they can treat him like a Kennedy and cure what ills him. Also put out a reward for the maggots who beat him up and took his stuff. We will then videotape the beatings we give them.

For IMac's niece/sister- Every Ryan Tannehill auto and GU card she ever wants.

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For WilsonValdez- Wiilson Valdez and an autographed photo of Mitt Romney.


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Old 11-27-2012, 03:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol @ iMac
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Old 11-27-2012, 03:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I wonder what WilsonValdez would do with Wilson Valdez
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Old 11-27-2012, 03:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol.... love the Imac line!
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Old 11-27-2012, 03:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Do not forget prospector gems. He could use movie tickets, noise canceliing head phones and a bullet proof vest.
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Old 11-27-2012, 03:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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For mmbtvs- A joint venture. A restaurant with attached comedy club/ "Corbins Eat and Chuckle"
Almost spit out my coffee ...
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Old 11-27-2012, 03:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Since you've made my tickets now useless, the least you can do is buy me full season field box seats at Fenway
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Old 11-27-2012, 03:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I would send you and all the special people you've had as your avatar on a harbor cruise and dinner.
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Old 11-27-2012, 03:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Now beofre you money grubbing whores start thanking me I have to win the whole jackpot by myself.

For ilovethelakings- A Luxury Box at the Kings stadium with food service for 5 years

For migraine- The best medical insurance money can buy so they can treat him like a Kennedy and cure what ills him. Also put out a reward for the maggots who beat him up and took his stuff. We will then videotape the beatings we give them.

For IMac's niece/sister- Every Ryan Tannehill auto and GU card she ever wants.

For mmbtvs- A joint venture. A restaurant with attached comedy club/ "Corbins Eat and Chuckle"

For WilsonValdez- Wiilson Valdez and an autographed photo of Mitt Romney.


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Old 11-27-2012, 04:00 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I would send you and all the special people you've had as your avatar on a harbor cruise and dinner.
That would be funny.
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Old 11-27-2012, 04:02 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Will you buy me a jumbo bottle of franks hot sauce? and a few hundred lbs. of chicken wings?
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Old 11-27-2012, 04:06 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I just have a few comments/addendums here:

For ilovethelakings- A Luxury Box at the Kings stadium with food service for 5 years and a BRAND NEW CAR (for him to drive)

For migraine- The best medical insurance money can buy so they can treat him like a Kennedy and cure what ills him. Also put out a reward for the maggots who beat him up and took his stuff. We will then videotape the beatings we give them. (or Obamacare )

For IMac's niece/sister- Every Ryan Tannehill auto and GU card she ever wants.

For Imac- The emotion known as shame

For mmbtvs- A joint venture. A restaurant with attached comedy club/ "Corbins Eat and Chuckle and Poop"/Public Restroom Complex

For WilsonValdez- Wiilson Valdez and an autographed photo of Mitt Romney. I would love an auto of Gordan Gekk.....errr Mitt Romney . I would also love to hang with my man Willy V. He could teach me some of his pitches
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Old 11-27-2012, 05:14 PM   #13 (permalink)
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All I wanted was a recipe for chicken pot pie.
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Old 11-27-2012, 06:09 PM   #14 (permalink)
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All I want is a toilet with a heated seat and a lifetime supply of toilet paper...and it has to flush very well...there's nothing worse then a pile of steamers that doesn't flush completely on the first flush.
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Old 11-27-2012, 06:16 PM   #15 (permalink)
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All I want is a toilet with a heated seat and a lifetime supply of toilet paper...and it has to flush very well...there's nothing worse then a pile of steamers that doesn't flush completely on the first flush.
Go for broke.....

Get a bidet.
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Old 11-27-2012, 06:19 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Get a bidet.
He'd have to resist the desire to drink out of it like a water fountain.
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He'd have to resist the desire to drink out of it like a water fountain.
Hi sexy..........
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Old 11-27-2012, 06:24 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I wonder what WilsonValdez would do with Wilson Valdez
You should be asking what "wouldn't" he be doing with Wilson Valdez
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Old 11-27-2012, 06:27 PM   #19 (permalink)
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You should buy the NY Jets and turn them into a farm system for the Patriots.
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Old 11-27-2012, 06:28 PM   #20 (permalink)
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You should buy the NY Jets and turn them into a farm system for the Patriots.
Hmmm....Sounds familiar
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Old 11-27-2012, 06:41 PM   #21 (permalink)
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You should buy the NY Jets and turn them into a farm system for the Patriots.
And if noone wins for the this drawing, the next drawing buy the Pats and make them the Giants farm team.
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Old 11-27-2012, 06:55 PM   #22 (permalink)
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And if noone wins for the this drawing, the next drawing buy the Pats and make them the Giants farm team.
Vice versa
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Old 11-27-2012, 08:04 PM   #23 (permalink)
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But Willy V, I don't need a car. I'd rather have a pony.
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im absolutly crying laughing at the imac stuff
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:44 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Can I get a hooker or something???
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