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Old 12-05-2012, 04:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I drive the finest motocar in the world, Jag-u-ar.
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Yes. I recently got back from a 12 hour drive across country. Which, of course, felt like nothing when you're behind the wheel of the world's finest motorcar, Jag-u-ar.
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Driving a 1991 Jag isn't that cool.
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I'm also a spy for the Swiss government. Would you like to guess my codename?
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Shh. Not so loud. We're not safe here my friend.
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Shh. Not so loud. We're not safe here my friend.
I'm sorry. I'm tired. I did 900 voiceovers today for Jag-u-ar. I also killed a man in an elevator.
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I'm sorry. I'm tired. I did 900 voiceovers today for Jag-u-ar. I also killed a man in an elevator.
I would like nothing more than to sketch you at my apartment.


Hahaha. Classic SNL days for sure!
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Hahaha. Classic SNL days for sure!
Amazing, people have been saying "SNL sucks!" for like 20 years (maybe longer?), but I'm pretty sure that one was less than 10 years ago. Will Ferrell has a seriously classic SNL catalog.
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Amazing, people have been saying "SNL sucks!" for like 20 years (maybe longer?), but I'm pretty sure that one was less than 10 years ago. Will Ferrell has a seriously classic SNL catalog.
Wil Ferrell's best in my opinion was the skit where Jim Carrey was a lifeguard for a hot tub. Friggin classic.
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Wil Ferrell's best in my opinion was the skit where Jim Carrey was a lifeguard for a hot tub. Friggin classic.
Definitely one of my favorites. Robert Goulet never fails to crack me up.

Also, I say "Hey, need you to be a buddy and get off the shed" to my kids at least once a week. They just look at me.
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Double-Oh-Zero?
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Definitely one of my favorites. Robert Goulet never fails to crack me up.

Also, I say "Hey, need you to be a buddy and get off the shed" to my kids at least once a week. They just look at me.
I like all the ones that have been mentioned but I was in tears with the Garth Brooks selling his soul to the devil. Hilarious.

"Is it humid in here!?"

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I like all the ones that have been mentioned but I was in tears with the Garth Brooks selling his soul to the devil. Hilarious.

"Is it humid in here!?"

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Tis the season. lol

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