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Old 07-10-2013, 05:02 AM   #501 (permalink)
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LMAO at the seashell one. Almost puked at the puke one.
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The Uncle Ruckus one is so true lol
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LMAO at the seashell one. Almost puked at the puke one.
I'd kill that dude if he was my friend. We used to pull over and push people out of the car if they exhibited even an inkling that they were gonna puke. I've been pushed out once or twice in my time.
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Agreed. That dude deserves an ass whooping. I'd kill him too.

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I'd kill that dude if he was my friend. We used to pull over and push people out of the car if they exhibited even an inkling that they were gonna puke. I've been pushed out once or twice in my time.
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I'd kill that dude if he was my friend. We used to pull over and push people out of the car if they exhibited even an inkling that they were gonna puke. I've been pushed out once or twice in my time.
Yeah, once or fifty times!
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I'd kill that dude if he was my friend. We used to pull over and push people out of the car if they exhibited even an inkling that they were gonna puke. I've been pushed out once or twice in my time.
can't get pushed out of a 2-door....

four of us were drinking in philly for about 5 hours. went to dinner, dancing and enjoying the night. it was my birthday and i got trashed.

my best friend was designated driver, his wife in passenger seat and me and my girlfriend in the back. my buddy drives like an a$$ most of the time, so we're heading home, cruising along on the highway and all was well.

we get into my driveway at 2am and my friend slams his brakes when he pulls in. then hits the gas and slams on the brakes again. at that point my stomach was up to my adams apple and i hold my hand over my mouth and signal to them i was about to puke. well, it took his slow wife about a minute to move her a$$ from the front seat. as soon as she got out of the car and reached down to pull her seat forward, it happened. holding my hand over my mouth and trying to contain it but it was useless (and probably made it worse) puke sprayed everywhere. it came out of my nose and sprayed from my hand all over the headliner, back of the passenger seat, floor, door and side window. i fall out of the car puking and stumbled to the bushes to finish the job.

later that evening i fell asleep in a bathtub.
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Did you sleep well that night?

Rule of thumb: if riding in a 2-door vehicle, most intoxicated party gets shotgun in case of emergency?

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can't get pushed out of a 2-door....

four of us were drinking in philly for about 5 hours. went to dinner, dancing and enjoying the night. it was my birthday and i got trashed.

my best friend was designated driver, his wife in passenger seat and me and my girlfriend in the back. my buddy drives like an a$$ most of the time, so we're heading home, cruising along on the highway and all was well.

we get into my driveway at 2am and my friend slams his brakes when he pulls in. then hits the gas and slams on the brakes again. at that point my stomach was up to my adams apple and i hold my hand over my mouth and signal to them i was about to puke. well, it took his slow wife about a minute to move her a$$ from the front seat. as soon as she got out of the car and reached down to pull her seat forward, it happened. holding my hand over my mouth and trying to contain it but it was useless (and probably made it worse) puke sprayed everywhere. it came out of my nose and sprayed from my hand all over the headliner, back of the passenger seat, floor, door and side window. i fall out of the car puking and stumbled to the bushes to finish the job.

later that evening i fell asleep in a bathtub.
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Holy crap the bbc one... I own the same chair. Now I'll never sit in it again
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:15 AM   #513 (permalink)
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Some of these are soooo funny lol
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Did you sleep well that night?

Rule of thumb: if riding in a 2-door vehicle, most intoxicated party gets shotgun in case of emergency?
i slept until my girlfriend got scared i was gonna drown in the tub. i slept all morning, probably getting up around 4pm or so the next day.

i rarely puke when drinking and i wasn't feeling as if i had to until he did the stop-go-stop in my driveway. hindsight was 20/20 at that point.

i also puked out of a moving car in San Sebastian Spain... tons of tapas and beer and winding roads will do that. luckily i had a window to roll down. only took a quick hose-down and it was clean
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Nothing funny to this next one but thought it would be a good send off for friday.

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Anybody else suddenly got an urge for ice cream???? That is awesome.

And may I just say - I'd like to personally smack the "men" in that saggy pants pic. That is easily one of the most ridiculous fashion fads I've ever seen. I can't explain how much that makes me want to smack people who do that.......
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And yes, NSCF, that is a GREAT send off.......drooooooool
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