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Old 12-14-2012, 04:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default MMBTVS - I Found the Perfect Shirt for You!

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Of course, you can only wear it if you were actually able to poop. Otherwise, you'd be lying
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Old 12-14-2012, 04:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I could wear it every day starting about 5 minutes after I wake up.


EDIT: I pooped since typing my original response.
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Old 12-14-2012, 04:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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EDIT: I pooped since typing my original response.
Do tell, how would you rate it?



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Old 12-14-2012, 04:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It's almost always type 6.
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Old 12-14-2012, 05:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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THE OTHER DAY I HAD bannna spilt dump
started with a 4 then it turned to 5 6 and 7
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Old 12-14-2012, 05:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2012, 05:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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For future refrence, pleas put *NSFBOHM* (not safe fire BO hottest members) in the title. Thank you.
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Old 12-14-2012, 05:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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For future refrence, pleas put *NSFBOHM* (not safe fire BO hottest members) in the title. Thank you.
Did you just infer that I am not hot?
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Old 12-14-2012, 05:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Did you just infer that I am not hot?
she was taking about me.
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Old 12-14-2012, 06:01 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Did you just infer that I am not hot?
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she was taking about me.
Sounds like she was referring to a fireproof safe, or something along those line.
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Old 12-14-2012, 07:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
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nothing worse then a poop lasagna haha....take a dump..wipe..then more drops..then wipe again haha
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Old 12-15-2012, 08:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Did you just infer that I am not hot?
Of course not! I am saying the women of Blowout are automatically the hottest members here. You are a very close second.
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Of course not! I am saying the women of Blowout are automatically the hottest members here. You are a very close second.
All the gals on here are a far second, third, fourth, etc. behind me when it comes to being hot
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All the gals on here are a far second, third, fourth, etc. behind me when it comes to being hot
I couldn't agree with you more. Meeeeeeeeowwwwww
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All the gals on here are a far second, third, fourth, etc. behind me when it comes to being hot
Pics please for us to judge.
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We have female members?
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We have female members?
yes me .......

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Lol migraine. As for the #@#@#@#@ going on here. I have a theory as to why mmbtvs likes to go #2: for defense! Although in his case I think it repels everyone away...

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So I was going to make my own thread but due to the fact that this went from "here's a cool shirt" to "women of BO" to "food reference to pooh" I might as well ask.

How many times do you wipe??

Me personally like to wipe until the brown turns red. Lol j/k. but for real, Like maybe 3-4 times. Just to get all the "dirt" off

Also.... Do you put down the paper seats and tissue paper to poop at work?, school?, mall?, and so on? I do. I wipe the seat first then put down 3 paper seat and then cover any exposed seat with folded TP.
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It's all right there in my avatar. Oooohhhhh......yeeeeaaaaah
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Me personally like to wipe until the brown turns red. Lol j/k. but for real, Like maybe 3-4 times. Just to get all the "dirt" off

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you do it till the job is done.
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:07 AM   #23 (permalink)
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That's gross, and unfortunate. I'm 4 90% of the time, with a little 2 sprinkled in there.

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That's hilarious - and incredibly accurate. Been there.

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SMH. This whole time I thought you were a tranny....

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That's gross, and unfortunate. I'm 4 90% of the time, with a little 2 sprinkled in there.




That's hilarious - and incredibly accurate. Been there.




SMH. This whole time I thought you were a tranny....
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