Blowout Cards Forums
Summer Sale

Go Back   Blowout Cards Forums > COMMUNITY > Off Topic

Off Topic This section may contain threads that are NSFW. This section is given a bit of leeway on some of the rules and so you may see some mild language and even some risqué images. Please no threads about race, religion, politics, or sexual orientation. Please no self promotion, sign up, or fundraising threads.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-05-2013, 10:59 PM   #26 (permalink)
Member
 
redsoxx11's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: TACO BELL BATHROOM
Posts: 3,460
Default

grummble grummble raspy rasp cough cough grummble

- nick nolte
__________________
Collecting smiles
redsoxx11 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2013, 11:01 PM   #27 (permalink)
Member
 
natbornkiller's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: bkNY
Posts: 13,756
Default

__________________
this one goes out to some of the members
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=dee-dee-dee-song&videoId=72779

:jedi::jedi::jedi:
natbornkiller is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2013, 11:11 PM   #28 (permalink)
Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Sturgis S.D.
Posts: 525
Default

There, now we can be friends again. Doc Holliday, Tombstone

Dads going to kill Ralphy. The Christmas Story

Last edited by notsublime; 01-06-2013 at 11:38 AM.
notsublime is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2013, 11:47 PM   #29 (permalink)
Member
 
cking's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In my house
Posts: 9,399
Default

I got this

__________________
Always looking for Gridiron Kings cards. Framed,Autos,Jerseys and Patches.
cking is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-06-2013, 12:19 AM   #30 (permalink)
Member
 
Zacky1053's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 22,594
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by cking View Post
I got this
So George Lopez stole that catchphrase huh? lol

I always loved "I don't think so Tim" from Home Improvement.
__________________
If you put “the” and “IRS” together, it spells “theirs”.
Zacky1053 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-06-2013, 12:36 AM   #31 (permalink)
Member
 
Chaddie84's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Fargo, ND
Posts: 6,147
Default

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? What would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do s*$&.
__________________
COMC Prices Dropped and Auto-Accept set to 20%!
Chaddie84 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-06-2013, 12:58 AM   #32 (permalink)
Member
 
Whodatiz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Georgia
Posts: 2,034
Default

"Put down the bunny."
__________________
addicted36 is my hero!

http://s141.photobucket.com/albums/r77/bucnastdizzl/
Whodatiz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-06-2013, 01:00 AM   #33 (permalink)
Member
 
Zacky1053's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 22,594
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaddie84 View Post
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? What would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do s*$&.
I think it's safe to say there are a few golden moments/phrases from that movie.

Cult classic.
__________________
If you put “the” and “IRS” together, it spells “theirs”.
Zacky1053 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-06-2013, 01:10 AM   #34 (permalink)
Member
 
armyatc22's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Where the Army wants me to live
Posts: 18,747
Default

Grumpier old Men

Mama Ragetti: We could have retired in Hawaii.
Grandpa Gustafson: I have been to Hawaii.
Mama Ragetti: Oh yeah? Which island?
Grandpa Gustafson: Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya.

The outakes are great on that scene too while the credits are running....

from the same movie:

Grandpa Gustafson:
what do you say we go back to my place and I'll show you my man-size manacotti... eh?? Or how about my bony macaroni? Or my fatty alfredo? Or my hard salami? I've got them all...
__________________
1st ever BLOWOUTCARDS Assassin League Champion
Currently Collecting Dolphins, Nationals, Sara Underwood, and Alabama Football Players in Alabama Uniforms
Moving to Germany September 2014
armyatc22 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-06-2013, 01:57 AM   #35 (permalink)
Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 5,261
Default

Shawn Spencer: Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?
Carlton Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn Spencer: I honestly have no response to that.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: I'm a man of untold mystery. that's why my friends call me G.
Shawn Spencer: Ha. That's funny. I thought they called you Big-Head Burton.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Don't ever say that name, Shawn. Besides, I know it was you who started that.
Shawn Spencer: I'm sorry, Gus, I have a knack for alliteration. I'm a slave to it. Besides, how many words start with a B?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: About a thousand! You could have used bold, black, beautiful...
Shawn Spencer: Dude, who would have called you Black Burton?

Carlton Lassiter: You wanted to see me, Chief?
Karen Vick: Yes. It has come to my attention, Detective, that you've discharged your weapons in the last four cases you've worked.
Carlton Lassiter: Thank you.
Karen Vick: That wasn't a compliment.
Carlton Lassiter: I'm just trying to keep the streets safe.
Karen Vick: The last incident was at a cat show.
Carlton Lassiter: Well, let me just go on record as saying that I would never shoot a cat.
Karen Vick: I guess I can find some solace in that.
Carlton Lassiter: Unless it was approaching in a threatening manner, or refused to stop upon my command. I would probably just fire a warning shot to make my point, but it's actually a field decision I can't commit to at this juncture.

Shawn Spencer: Life insurance policy?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: It doesn't make any sense.
Shawn Spencer: Tell me about it... Dude, seriously, tell me about it. I have no idea what this means.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: You never could understand legalese.
Shawn Spencer: Oh, really? Remind me who it was who set up our Psych 401ks?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Oh, you mean our 601ks? Because India doesn't have 401ks.
Shawn Spencer: It's a growth economy, Gus. We've already made like, 500 rupee.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: That's thirteen dollars.

Juliet O'Hara: Detective Lassiter is literally on fire today.
Shawn Spencer: "Literally on fire" as in Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial, or as in a misuse of the word "literally?"

Shawn Spencer: I can't believe this. You lifted your look right off this mannequin!
Burton 'Gus' Guster: On the contrary, Shawn. Clearly, someone is stealing my look.
Shawn Spencer: Right... I did see Tommy Hilfiger creeping from bush to bush sketching you.

Carlton Lassiter: Now I need to know your process.
Shawn Spencer: Do you really want to know my process?
Carlton Lassiter: Absolutely.
Shawn Spencer: Well, it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: And if there's time in between? ThunderCats. Ho-oh!

i can go on and on with this show...
cdub6238 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-06-2013, 11:48 AM   #36 (permalink)
Member
 
freethrowtommy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Packerland, US
Posts: 19,626
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zacky1053 View Post
I think it's safe to say there are a few golden moments/phrases from that movie.

Cult classic.
Agreed! Fantastically quotable movie.
__________________
Jordy Nelson PC: http://tinyurl.com/nelson87
Aaron Rodgers PC: http://tinyurl.com/rodgers12
Jerel Worthy PC: http://tinyurl.com/worthy99
freethrowtommy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-06-2013, 05:54 PM   #37 (permalink)
Member
 
Bader's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: PA
Posts: 814
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Whodatiz
"Let off some steam Bennett."
love that someone else lives Commando as much as me


Posted from Blowoutcards.com App for Android
Bader is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-06-2013, 05:56 PM   #38 (permalink)
Member
 
Bader's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: PA
Posts: 814
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bader
Quote:

Originally Posted by Whodatiz

"Let off some steam Bennett."

love that someone else lives Commando as much as me


Posted from Blowoutcards.com App for Android
loves....stupid auto correct


Posted from Blowoutcards.com App for Android
Bader is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-06-2013, 06:07 PM   #39 (permalink)
Approved Group Break Host
 
tajikey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Visalia, CA
Posts: 12,850
Default

Casablanca:
"We'll always have Paris."
"Play it again, Sam. You played it for her, you can play it for me."
"Here's looking at you, kid."

Good Will Hunting:
"Son of a bitch stole my line."

The Lion King:
"Hakuna matata."

Gladiator:
"What we do in life echoes in eternity."

Meet Joe Black:
"To make the journey and not fall deeply in love, well, you haven't lived a life at all. But you have to try, because if you haven't tried you haven't lived."
tajikey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-06-2013, 09:00 PM   #40 (permalink)
Member
 
briscogun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Chicago-ish area
Posts: 2,520
Default

Airplane:
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Plus, I quote Christmas Vacation all the time...
[Todd and Margo Chester, the Griswold's yuppie neighbors, appear]
Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

Clark: [Clark looks down at the jello and sees that it's trimmed with cat food] Aunt Bethany, does your cat eat jello?
Eddie: I don't know about the cat, but *I* sure am enjoying it.

Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an #@#@#@#@#@#@#@ in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
Eddie: Sh!tter was full.
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our sh!tters, honey?

I could go on for hours...
__________________
Collecting Autographs on 2014 Topps Pro Debut 90/220=41%
Steve Garvey Collector
briscogun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-06-2013, 09:13 PM   #41 (permalink)
Member
 
sportscardbreak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Marlton, NJ/Pottstown, PA
Posts: 1,686
Default

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

Best quote ever.
sportscardbreak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2013, 05:22 AM   #42 (permalink)
Member
 
NonSportsCardForum's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Tx
Posts: 10,877
Default

I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this f*cking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this f*cking face. I make that sh*t work. It does whatever the f*ck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f*ck, none of you little f*cks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f*ck. Then I rub my nose with it.
__________________
Team Clarkandlewis

Crap for trade-
https://picasaweb.google.com/103658828018382987910
NonSportsCardForum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2013, 05:34 AM   #43 (permalink)
Member
 
jeffro318's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: ohio
Posts: 3,414
Default

That's what I love about these high school girls, I get older they stay the same age
jeffro318 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2013, 05:44 AM   #44 (permalink)
Member
 
Copeskey45's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 1,498
Default

Gentlemen, you had my curiousity. But now, you have my attention.

Calvin Candie (Leonardo Dicaprio) in Django Unchained
Copeskey45 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2013, 10:40 AM   #45 (permalink)
Member
 
jubei777's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 2,600
Default

I just went from 6 to midnite.
__________________
http://s232.photobucket.com/user/jubei7777/library/Cards
jubei777 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2013, 11:22 AM   #46 (permalink)
Member
 
DetectiveChrome's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Toronto
Posts: 3,445
Default

Casino:

Frank Marino - ... It was nine. I laid nine.

Nicky Santoro - It was eight. Ace, tell him the line on the Bear game.

Sam 'Ace' Rothstein - Eight.

Nicky Santoro - Told you it was eight.

Frank Marino - How come I laid nine?

Nicky Santoro - 'Cause you're a jag-off.
__________________
http://s1099.photobucket.com/albums/g398/smarra/

Incoming -
Outgoing -
DetectiveChrome is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2013, 11:35 AM   #47 (permalink)
Member
 
IndySportsCards's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Indy
Posts: 21,960
Default

Well what the hell we supposta do ya moron?!
__________________
Indy CGC Gradings Master Thread - http://tinyurl.com/p45agbh
IndySportsCards is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2013, 12:23 PM   #48 (permalink)
Member
 
Clarka3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 11,298
Default

cab driver: can't you see? it's a coup de tat out there.
Agent: I have no eyes, #@#@#@#@mook.

Once Upon a time in Mexico
__________________
THE Luke Kuechly Super Collector
pending: w8lifter28 (customs)

Don't ask me how much I want to offer. Come with a price in mind. If I don't want it or think it's worth that, I will let you know.
Clarka3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2013, 03:24 PM   #49 (permalink)
Member
 
Kosmo Kards's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Passed out in the Circus Liquor parking lot!!!!
Posts: 2,061
Default

Big Lebowski:

My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.

You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me there are ways dude, you don't even wanna know about em believe me. Hell I can get ya a toe by three o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish.

I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you... jerk-off.

Smoky, this is not 'nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

Look, there's two women f@^%&#&g a polar bear!
Don't tell me these things. Not now man.

One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

I remember slumping on the bed. His performance had given me a bad jolt. For a moment I thought his mind had snapped, that he actually believed he was being attacked by invisible enemies. But the room was quiet again...

Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Dr. Gonzo: Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend.
Raoul Duke: Why?
Dr. Gonzo: Because naturally I'm going to have to go with you. And we're going to have to arm ourselves... to the teeth!
Raoul Duke: Well why not? #@#@#@#@ if it's worth doing, it's worth doing right! This is the American Dream in action. We'd be fools not to ride this strange torpedo all the way to the end!
Kosmo Kards is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2013, 03:40 PM   #50 (permalink)
Member
 
Kosmo Kards's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Passed out in the Circus Liquor parking lot!!!!
Posts: 2,061
Default

Dazed and Confused:

I didn't think drugs and alcohol were such a big deal they had to resort to Neo-McCarthyism to get rid of it.
NeoMcCarthyism, I like that.

Nothing like piling on old pancakes and syrup after a night of beer drinking.

So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
I wanna dance!

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

Someone's tokin some reefer.

Check ya later!!!
Kosmo Kards is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:34 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO
Copyright © 2013, Blowout Cards Inc.