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Old 01-07-2013, 04:10 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Taladega Nights: "Shake n Bake" ...."Baby Jesus"

Stepbrothers: "You just teabagged my drum set" .... "Boats n Hoes"
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Old 04-16-2014, 01:04 AM   #52 (permalink)
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"but i am an f-ing demon"

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"Put down the bunny."
if we're thinking of the same movie here I think the line is actually "put the bunny back in the box."

or is that a different part?

a few of my favorites:

"What you've just said, is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and my God have mercy on your soul."

"How do you rate women so well?" "I think of a man...and I take away reason, and accountability."

"You're an emotional f***in cripple. Your soul is dog s**t, every single f***in thing about you is ugly."

"I can see you right now in the kitchen bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove..."
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Old 04-16-2014, 02:42 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Old 04-16-2014, 05:15 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Dazed and Confused:

I didn't think drugs and alcohol were such a big deal they had to resort to Neo-McCarthyism to get rid of it.
NeoMcCarthyism, I like that.

Nothing like piling on old pancakes and syrup after a night of beer drinking.

So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
I wanna dance!

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

Someone's tokin some reefer.

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I bent my wookie.
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Old 04-17-2014, 01:16 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Casino:
"You took your boots off, you put your feet on the table? You #@#@#@#@-kicking, stinky horse manure smelling motherf**ker you! You f*ck me up over there I stick you in a hole in the desert!"

Casino: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f**kin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your f**kin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fu**in' stupid. I don't give a f*ck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.


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500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are

Casino: No? You said I'm bringing heat on YOU? I gotta listen to people because of your f**kin #@#@#@#@? You're orderin me out? You better get your own fuc**n army pal!
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me and joey love so many from the movie mean girls, i can't pick just one
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"Paper Jamb, I swear there is no paper jam! One day I'm going to throw this (beep) thing out the window". - Office Space

I use that all the time at work.
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One of my favorite movie quotes is in Tommy Boy when's he's trying to say one of his dad's sayings:


"Of course, I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it."


But screws it up and instead says this:


"No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull."


Get's me every time
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Here are some lines from my 6 personal most quoted movies (there are tons of lines from each movie I use)

"Shitter was full"

"I'm your huckleberry"

"looking good Billy Ray" "feeling good Louis"

"Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key..."

"bad llama"

"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?

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Here are some lines from my 6 personal most quoted movies (there are tons of lines from each movie I use)

"Shitter was full"

"I'm your huckleberry"

"looking good Billy Ray" "feeling good Louis"

"Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key..."

"bad llama"

"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
I use that one quite often - Tombstone
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I bent my wookie.


"hell yeah I suck toes"



and

"unacceptablllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle"

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I'm not seeing it here, Lloyd ...
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I'm not seeing it here, Lloyd ...
Killer boots, man!
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Killer boots, man!
LOOOOOOL

Last night, my 6-year-old asked me to look for something in his closet. I looked for a minute, then said "I'm not seeing it here Lloyd" ... I wish I could have recorded him saying "LLOYD?!?"
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LOOOOOOL

Last night, my 6-year-old asked me to look for something in his closet. I looked for a minute, then said "I'm not seeing it here Lloyd" ... I wish I could have recorded him saying "LLOYD?!?"
I quote stuff all the time to my kids and they usually have no idea what I'm talking about. It's fun!

Heck, I do it to my wife, too, and some of those times my kids actually get it.
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