A song Parody

[ToppsCollector1]

I was bored today so I came up with this thing here. Alice Cooper is one of my favorite artists so This song I wrote is about ebay and all the scams here. I thought it would be kind of funny. Heres the song its based on.


Steven - Alice Cooper - YouTube

I dont want to see a scam
I dont even want to sell there
I will log off my account
Until they go away

Ive only sold a few things on this site
I must be dreaming please stop stealing

I dont like to hear of crimes.
You just dont know how deep that gets me
So I will cover up my eyes
Until they go away

Ive only sold a few things on this site.
I must be dreaming please stop stealing

Ebay
Ebay

Theres someone scamming me
I see their name

Ebay

A sad and worthless crook I feel no pain

I dont want to see them cry.
If thats the way that you live life
Ill alert cops to your crimes
And then youll go away

You scam a bunch of people all the time
You must be stealing, please stop stealing

Ebay

(Someone Scamming me?) No.

I think I see a scam, I must learn more

Ebay

I see a scam

Ebay

Someone Shilling me I get outbid

What do you want? (Repeats)

Ebay (Repeats)

I hate this place


What do you think?

[mmbtvs]

This Steven guy sounds like a real jerk.