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mmbtvs 01-07-2013 09:16 PM

The 2013 Blowoutcards Roast of jlzinck - recruitment thread
 
Good evening everybody,

I had an idea 2 years ago to put together a Roast of a prominent member of this community. So, I asked the person I thought would be the most fun to roast, and he said yes. So ladies and gentlemen, 2 years we roasted CaptainBOHICA. Last year we roasted Tyler.


That was then. And of course I had a great time with it, and wanted to bring it back and do it again this year. I talked to some people, and it has been decided that the guest of honor will be jlzinck.

Here is how it will work:
I am looking for volunteers to participate in the roast, if you are interested after you read all of the guidelines, please post below. I am trying to get 8-10 people to participate or more.

The final list or roasters will be able to make one Roast post in a future thread for the occassion. The people they will be allowed to roast in their post include, the guest of honor jlzinck, and anyone else who is on the final roasters roster, and nobody else. If a member is not roasting, they cannot be roasted.

All roasts must adhere to Blowoutcards guidelines for posts, and must not be in poor taste. The whole point of this is to be a little mean to each other however, in a way so that nobody take anything said about them overly serious. The whole point of this is to have fun.

I will post a list of volunteers and a Final list of roasters in this thread. And remember if you roast jlzinck here, he gets a chance to roast you back at the end of the roast. After the final list is determined a future time frame will be set up for it to begin so that everyone has time to write material about all participants.

Thanks everyone, let's have a good time with this, and do it in a way so that it does not give the administration here a reason to delete it.

The Roast will not happen for at least a month, giving everyone an opportunity to write material. Exact date, TBD.

Bonus to roasters this year in addition to jlzinck, I am going to allow for any jokes about Haiku or the BODA (Blowout Detective Agency).

[U]Guest of Honor[/U]
jlzinck

[U]Roasters[/U]
mmbtvs
ilovethelakings
37jetson
GoJays
redsoxx11
armyatc22
Clarka3
Dacubs
JohnMabry47
WilsonValdez
TheHeel

AP4MVP 01-07-2013 09:21 PM

Y would u roast someone u really gonna eat him.
I know that was a 1/10

ilovethelakings 01-07-2013 09:21 PM

Jon, you really do not know what you have gotten yourself into, do you?

GoJays 01-07-2013 09:23 PM

Yeah, I'll give it a go, if you're interested.

I don't have to dress nicely, do I?

mmbtvs 01-07-2013 09:24 PM

[QUOTE=GoJays;3978626]Yeah, I'll give it a go, if you're interested.

I don't have to dress nicely, do I?[/QUOTE]

Black tie event. Of course we're all on the honor system on that.

GoJays 01-07-2013 09:28 PM

[QUOTE=mmbtvs;3978640]Black tie event. Of course we're all on the honor system on that.[/QUOTE]

All I've got is a vest with holes around the general nipple area. It's a nice vest, I mean, I think it's Calvenn Cleyenn (I couldn't afford Calvin Klein, so I bought a Chinese knock-off).

Lmk if this works.

ilovethelakings 01-07-2013 09:28 PM

Imac, if you end up reading this, you need to join in on the fun and volunteer as a roaster. This is as good a time as any to just let go and give it to your nemesis as hard as you can.

sunsfan8 01-07-2013 09:29 PM

This should be really fun. The Tyler one was great.

jlzinck 01-07-2013 09:52 PM

I believe an drug addicted, epileptic rhesus monkey could do a better job at roasting me than IMac could:)!

GoJays 01-07-2013 09:54 PM

[QUOTE=jlzinck;3978966]I believe an drug addicted, epileptic rhesus monkey could do a better job at roasting me than IMac could:)![/QUOTE]

You're right, I could. And I will.

:)

teosdesserts 01-07-2013 09:59 PM

This should be very interesting!

ilovethelakings 01-07-2013 10:06 PM

[QUOTE=jlzinck;3978966]I believe an drug addicted, epileptic rhesus monkey could do a better job at roasting me than IMac could:)![/QUOTE]

But being a roaster would make it possible to......I have said to much ;)

redsoxx11 01-07-2013 10:13 PM

I'm in !
!!!!!!

oh and can we bring our computers to Zachary's and just do it there since he's got the "frequent champagne room card"

jlzinck 01-07-2013 10:20 PM

[QUOTE=redsoxx11;3979211]I'm in !
!!!!!!

oh and can we bring our computers to Zachary's and just do it there since he's got the "frequent champagne room card"[/QUOTE]

You like women who braid their armpit hair. C'mon you can't hurt me.

37Jetson 01-07-2013 10:21 PM

Jon, I am looking forward to this roast, but if you go into hiding after this roast I swear to God I will cash in all of my Pop Bottles and show up on your doorstep if you would be kind enough to tell me where you live.

redsoxx11 01-07-2013 10:32 PM

[QUOTE=jlzinck;3979308]You like women who braid their armpit hair. C'mon you can't hurt me.[/QUOTE]

This from the guy who gets over served appletinis at the bar in a Chillies.....

ilovethelakings 01-07-2013 11:18 PM

[QUOTE=redsoxx11;3979439]This from the guy who gets over served appletinis at the bar in a Chillies.....[/QUOTE]

Fellas, fellas, fellas.....save it for the roast :devil:

GoJays 01-07-2013 11:29 PM

[QUOTE=ilovethelakings;3979923]Fellas, fellas, fellas.....save it for the roast :devil:[/QUOTE]

I've got a terrific one saved up for you sir. You'll be standing on your feet clapping when you hear it.

sdoug76 01-07-2013 11:48 PM

[QUOTE=redsoxx11;3979439]This from the guy who gets over served appletinis at the bar in a Chillies.....[/QUOTE]

EASY on the "tini"

WilsonValdez 01-08-2013 02:00 PM

I really do not like Jon from Masachussets (please don't report me for posting personal info). He lowballed me on a Wes Welker colored refractor :(

armyatc22 01-08-2013 02:08 PM

I wouldn't mind getting a shot at Jon

I swear I won't be as bad as "The Situation" when he was on the roast on Comedy Central that was terrible!!!!

Andrew Jones 01-08-2013 02:10 PM

Someday I hope to be funny enough to participate in one of these. For now, I'm just a man with a dream.

Cactuspies 01-08-2013 02:22 PM

[QUOTE=37Jetson;3979321]Jon, I am looking forward to this roast, but if you go into hiding after this roast I swear to God I will cash in all of my Pop Bottles and show up on your doorstep if you would be kind enough to tell me where you live.[/QUOTE]

^^^^this

nice knowing ya jon!

Jetson, we don't do deposits here in AZ for soda or beer, so I'll have to do the cans for cash deal to help your cause.

Clarka3 01-08-2013 02:50 PM

count me in!

Nodie27 01-08-2013 05:17 PM

Good choice! It always has to be someone that's actaully known on the forums. My only question is Jon a rural white male? Also does he wear boxers or briefs? I'm assuming briefs M-Th, but banana hammock Fri-Sun.


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