The 2013 Blowoutcards Roast of jlzinck - recruitment thread

mmbtvs · 01-07-2013, 09:16 PM

Good evening everybody,

I had an idea 2 years ago to put together a Roast of a prominent member of this community. So, I asked the person I thought would be the most fun to roast, and he said yes. So ladies and gentlemen, 2 years we roasted CaptainBOHICA. Last year we roasted Tyler.

That was then. And of course I had a great time with it, and wanted to bring it back and do it again this year. I talked to some people, and it has been decided that the guest of honor will be jlzinck.

Here is how it will work:
I am looking for volunteers to participate in the roast, if you are interested after you read all of the guidelines, please post below. I am trying to get 8-10 people to participate or more.

The final list or roasters will be able to make one Roast post in a future thread for the occassion. The people they will be allowed to roast in their post include, the guest of honor jlzinck, and anyone else who is on the final roasters roster, and nobody else. If a member is not roasting, they cannot be roasted.

All roasts must adhere to Blowoutcards guidelines for posts, and must not be in poor taste. The whole point of this is to be a little mean to each other however, in a way so that nobody take anything said about them overly serious. The whole point of this is to have fun.

I will post a list of volunteers and a Final list of roasters in this thread. And remember if you roast jlzinck here, he gets a chance to roast you back at the end of the roast. After the final list is determined a future time frame will be set up for it to begin so that everyone has time to write material about all participants.

Thanks everyone, let's have a good time with this, and do it in a way so that it does not give the administration here a reason to delete it.

The Roast will not happen for at least a month, giving everyone an opportunity to write material. Exact date, TBD.

Bonus to roasters this year in addition to jlzinck, I am going to allow for any jokes about Haiku or the BODA (Blowout Detective Agency).

Guest of Honor
jlzinck

Roasters
mmbtvs
ilovethelakings
37jetson
GoJays
redsoxx11
armyatc22
Clarka3
Dacubs
JohnMabry47
WilsonValdez
TheHeel

AP4MVP · 01-07-2013, 09:21 PM

Y would u roast someone u really gonna eat him.
I know that was a 1/10

ilovethelakings · 01-07-2013, 09:21 PM

Jon, you really do not know what you have gotten yourself into, do you?

GoJays · 01-07-2013, 09:23 PM

Yeah, I'll give it a go, if you're interested.

I don't have to dress nicely, do I?

mmbtvs · 01-07-2013, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoJays

Yeah, I'll give it a go, if you're interested.

I don't have to dress nicely, do I?

Black tie event. Of course we're all on the honor system on that.

GoJays · 01-07-2013, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmbtvs

Black tie event. Of course we're all on the honor system on that.

All I've got is a vest with holes around the general nipple area. It's a nice vest, I mean, I think it's Calvenn Cleyenn (I couldn't afford Calvin Klein, so I bought a Chinese knock-off).

Lmk if this works.

ilovethelakings · 01-07-2013, 09:28 PM

Imac, if you end up reading this, you need to join in on the fun and volunteer as a roaster. This is as good a time as any to just let go and give it to your nemesis as hard as you can.

sunsfan8 · 01-07-2013, 09:29 PM

This should be really fun. The Tyler one was great.

jlzinck · 01-07-2013, 09:52 PM

I believe an drug addicted, epileptic rhesus monkey could do a better job at roasting me than IMac could

GoJays · 01-07-2013, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jlzinck

I believe an drug addicted, epileptic rhesus monkey could do a better job at roasting me than IMac could

You're right, I could. And I will.

teosdesserts · 01-07-2013, 09:59 PM

This should be very interesting!

ilovethelakings · 01-07-2013, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jlzinck

I believe an drug addicted, epileptic rhesus monkey could do a better job at roasting me than IMac could

But being a roaster would make it possible to......I have said to much

redsoxx11 · 01-07-2013, 10:13 PM

I'm in !
!!!!!!

oh and can we bring our computers to Zachary's and just do it there since he's got the "frequent champagne room card"

jlzinck · 01-07-2013, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redsoxx11

I'm in !
!!!!!!

oh and can we bring our computers to Zachary's and just do it there since he's got the "frequent champagne room card"

You like women who braid their armpit hair. C'mon you can't hurt me.

37Jetson · 01-07-2013, 10:21 PM

Jon, I am looking forward to this roast, but if you go into hiding after this roast I swear to God I will cash in all of my Pop Bottles and show up on your doorstep if you would be kind enough to tell me where you live.

redsoxx11 · 01-07-2013, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jlzinck

You like women who braid their armpit hair. C'mon you can't hurt me.

This from the guy who gets over served appletinis at the bar in a Chillies.....

ilovethelakings · 01-07-2013, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redsoxx11

This from the guy who gets over served appletinis at the bar in a Chillies.....

Fellas, fellas, fellas.....save it for the roast

GoJays · 01-07-2013, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovethelakings

Fellas, fellas, fellas.....save it for the roast

I've got a terrific one saved up for you sir. You'll be standing on your feet clapping when you hear it.

sdoug76 · 01-07-2013, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redsoxx11

This from the guy who gets over served appletinis at the bar in a Chillies.....

EASY on the "tini"

WilsonValdez · 01-08-2013, 02:00 PM

I really do not like Jon from Masachussets (please don't report me for posting personal info). He lowballed me on a Wes Welker colored refractor

armyatc22 · 01-08-2013, 02:08 PM

I wouldn't mind getting a shot at Jon

I swear I won't be as bad as "The Situation" when he was on the roast on Comedy Central that was terrible!!!!

Andrew Jones · 01-08-2013, 02:10 PM

Someday I hope to be funny enough to participate in one of these. For now, I'm just a man with a dream.

Cactuspies · 01-08-2013, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 37Jetson

Jon, I am looking forward to this roast, but if you go into hiding after this roast I swear to God I will cash in all of my Pop Bottles and show up on your doorstep if you would be kind enough to tell me where you live.

^^^^this

nice knowing ya jon!

Jetson, we don't do deposits here in AZ for soda or beer, so I'll have to do the cans for cash deal to help your cause.

Clarka3 · 01-08-2013, 02:50 PM

count me in!

Nodie27 · 01-08-2013, 05:17 PM

Good choice! It always has to be someone that's actaully known on the forums. My only question is Jon a rural white male? Also does he wear boxers or briefs? I'm assuming briefs M-Th, but banana hammock Fri-Sun.

01-07-2013, 09:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
mmbtvs Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,645	The 2013 Blowoutcards Roast of jlzinck - recruitment thread Good evening everybody, I had an idea 2 years ago to put together a Roast of a prominent member of this community. So, I asked the person I thought would be the most fun to roast, and he said yes. So ladies and gentlemen, 2 years we roasted CaptainBOHICA. Last year we roasted Tyler. That was then. And of course I had a great time with it, and wanted to bring it back and do it again this year. I talked to some people, and it has been decided that the guest of honor will be jlzinck. Here is how it will work: I am looking for volunteers to participate in the roast, if you are interested after you read all of the guidelines, please post below. I am trying to get 8-10 people to participate or more. The final list or roasters will be able to make one Roast post in a future thread for the occassion. The people they will be allowed to roast in their post include, the guest of honor jlzinck, and anyone else who is on the final roasters roster, and nobody else. If a member is not roasting, they cannot be roasted. All roasts must adhere to Blowoutcards guidelines for posts, and must not be in poor taste. The whole point of this is to be a little mean to each other however, in a way so that nobody take anything said about them overly serious. The whole point of this is to have fun. I will post a list of volunteers and a Final list of roasters in this thread. And remember if you roast jlzinck here, he gets a chance to roast you back at the end of the roast. After the final list is determined a future time frame will be set up for it to begin so that everyone has time to write material about all participants. Thanks everyone, let's have a good time with this, and do it in a way so that it does not give the administration here a reason to delete it. The Roast will not happen for at least a month, giving everyone an opportunity to write material. Exact date, TBD. Bonus to roasters this year in addition to jlzinck, I am going to allow for any jokes about Haiku or the BODA (Blowout Detective Agency). Guest of Honor jlzinck Roasters mmbtvs ilovethelakings 37jetson GoJays redsoxx11 armyatc22 Clarka3 Dacubs JohnMabry47 WilsonValdez TheHeel Last edited by mmbtvs; 01-20-2013 at 10:55 AM.

01-07-2013, 09:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
ilovethelakings Temporarily Suspended Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Up on a hill with a signal. Posts: 10,837 I know a place where you can say and post what you want. Don't be afraid to ask me for more info.	Jon, you really do not know what you have gotten yourself into, do you? __________________ Looking for A&G, Goodwin, Gypsy Queen, Champ's etc minis and Topps Olympic relics, pins, etc. for my daughter and refractors for my son Personal GU's Favs: Kings, Angels, Broncos, Packers, Steelers, international teams Today I can truly say I am a fan of the Kings of the NHL

01-07-2013, 09:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
GoJays Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Posts: 4,703	Yeah, I'll give it a go, if you're interested. I don't have to dress nicely, do I? __________________ NHL Officiating: helping out superstars and their teams any way they can since 1993.

01-07-2013, 09:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
ilovethelakings Temporarily Suspended Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Up on a hill with a signal. Posts: 10,837 I know a place where you can say and post what you want. Don't be afraid to ask me for more info.	Imac, if you end up reading this, you need to join in on the fun and volunteer as a roaster. This is as good a time as any to just let go and give it to your nemesis as hard as you can. __________________ Looking for A&G, Goodwin, Gypsy Queen, Champ's etc minis and Topps Olympic relics, pins, etc. for my daughter and refractors for my son Personal GU's Favs: Kings, Angels, Broncos, Packers, Steelers, international teams Today I can truly say I am a fan of the Kings of the NHL

01-07-2013, 09:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
sunsfan8 Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Sent using US Airways WiFi Posts: 8,731 tenfourca	This should be really fun. The Tyler one was great. __________________ 203 Greshams and counting http://s1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee483/sunsfan8/ Due to recent events, "he who shall not be named" will be referred to as D'Brickashaw Dericious. Don't deal with D'Brickashaw Dericious.

01-07-2013, 09:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
AP4MVP Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,232 Straightcashhomie84	Y would u roast someone u really gonna eat him. I know that was a 1/10

01-07-2013, 09:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
jlzinck Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Cape Cod, MA Posts: 11,654 jlzinck	I believe an drug addicted, epileptic rhesus monkey could do a better job at roasting me than IMac could __________________ http://vaughnlive.tv/jlzinck http://www.ustream.tv/channel/jon-s-box-breaks-and-more

01-07-2013, 09:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
teosdesserts Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,568 eosdesserts teosdesserts	This should be very interesting! __________________ Orioles, Bruins,Celtics,Baseball HOFers Supercollecting Nick Markakis 21% non 1/1's 2009 spx game jersey autos (78%), 2011 Marquee Monumental Autos (22%), 2007 upper deck elemental autos (53%) http://s1103.photobucket.com/albums/g462/teosdesserts/

01-07-2013, 10:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
redsoxx11 Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Melbatoast Austria Posts: 3,386 redsoxx11 redsoxx11	I'm in ! !!!!!! oh and can we bring our computers to Zachary's and just do it there since he's got the "frequent champagne room card" __________________ Collecting smiles Last edited by redsoxx11; 01-07-2013 at 10:15 PM.

01-07-2013, 10:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
37Jetson Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: South Central PA Posts: 7,516 Tigers1984WS	Jon, I am looking forward to this roast, but if you go into hiding after this roast I swear to God I will cash in all of my Pop Bottles and show up on your doorstep if you would be kind enough to tell me where you live. __________________ Greed makes weak people do some incredibly weak things - Andrewjones

01-08-2013, 02:00 PM	#20 (permalink)
WilsonValdez Temporarily Suspended Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: BENGOZZI, some arabic place Posts: 8,322 wilsonvaldez	I really do not like Jon from Masachussets (please don't report me for posting personal info). He lowballed me on a Wes Welker colored refractor __________________ I do NOT deal in opinions; everything I say is TRUTH. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE 110% TRUTH IN UR FACE then do not read my posts!!!* *If u do not read my posts, ur probably a scammer!

01-08-2013, 02:08 PM	#21 (permalink)
armyatc22 Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Where the Army wants me to live Posts: 13,856 armyatc22	I wouldn't mind getting a shot at Jon I swear I won't be as bad as "The Situation" when he was on the roast on Comedy Central that was terrible!!!! __________________ That's what she said *Always looking for Dolphins* FS/FT Bucket Link http://s510.photobucket.com/albums/s344/armyatc22/FS%20and%20FT/?start=all

01-08-2013, 02:10 PM	#22 (permalink)
Andrew Jones Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 4,794 um1998nc	Someday I hope to be funny enough to participate in one of these. For now, I'm just a man with a dream. __________________ Those who can, do. Those who can't resort to calling other people trolls.

01-08-2013, 02:50 PM	#24 (permalink)
Clarka3 Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 7,546 Clarka3	count me in! __________________ THE Luke Kuechly Super Collector pending: cmurray928 (Leonard)

01-08-2013, 05:17 PM	#25 (permalink)
Nodie27 Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Bell Gardens, CA Posts: 4,954 jmscards2009	Good choice! It always has to be someone that's actaully known on the forums. My only question is Jon a rural white male? Also does he wear boxers or briefs? I'm assuming briefs M-Th, but banana hammock Fri-Sun. __________________ #Team Connor

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