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Old 01-12-2013, 07:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Anyone been on Gizoogle?

Gizoogle

In the search, you can post the link to any webpage and it will put the words into Snoop Dogg slang. The language can be explicit so I would not recommend using the site at work. If you put your Twitter handle (@_______) in the search bar and click on the first result it will show your tweets in slang. It's hilarious.
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Old 01-12-2013, 09:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm literally crying reading my pastor friend's tweets. I linked him to his twizzle so he can read what I'm dying laughing about
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Just a bit of what you will get when you put in blowoutcards.com:

Blowoutcards.com is dedicated ta ensurin our hustlas tha BEST steez n' MOST competitizzle prices up in tha industry. Please be shizzle ta email our asses any Legitimate competitorz WEBSITE price (not ebay listing) n' our crazy-ass asses will try ta match and beat dat price. This will ensure dat you have tha peace of mind up in purchasin ALL yo' needz from BlowoutCards.com!

There are a few "bad" words in the two paragraphs that follow that, so I did not copy and paste them here. Check it out though. It is funny fo' shizzle.
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Paste the first pagE of the Haiku thread in there.

Funny fo' shizzle

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I'm going through threads on here and this one is great translated

EBAY "1/1" Rant..... Why and Who started this, If anyone meets em plz slap em for me
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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My girlfriend showed it to me and I have been obsessed with it. Looking at people's Twizzle is hilarious. Glad you guys enjoyed it.
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:40 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I am dying...

My Twitter info
'I live up in Toronto, work up in geodemography, marketing, n' analytics. Ludd baseball, American football, beatz, n' road trips.'

('I live in Toronto, work in geodemography, marketing, and analytics. Love baseball, American football, music, and road trips.')

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'I wanna peep some dreadz on tha @MLBTheShow cover, so I voted fo' @TheCutch22. May tha dopest head of afro win. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Vote by tweetin #MLB13Cutch'

('I want to see some dreads on the @MLBTheShow cover, so I voted for @TheCutch22. May the best head of hair win. Vote by tweeting #MLB13Cutch')

'Geek of tha Week flava done on mah crazy ass -- pretty fun'

('Geek of the Week profile done on me -- pretty fun')
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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For those who enjoy the classics, Gizoogle makes Shakespeare more interesting. Put this in the site's search and you will never think of Romeo and Juliet's balcony scene the same way:
SCENE II. Capulet's orchard.
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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This thread on Gizoogle even...

I'm going to enjoy this.
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This is perfect.
Just so I can have something translated into snoop dog language...
What's up with this crazy weather?
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All of qwasian's posts look the same regardless if I gizoogle them
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Old 01-12-2013, 01:37 PM   #12 (permalink)
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What's a snoop dogg?
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Old 01-12-2013, 02:37 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I put in @toppscards the first thing that came up oh god I cant stop laughing
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is this what they use to make the clean versions of rap?
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Old 01-12-2013, 05:36 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Haha, the tool bar on the left of the blowout page after translation:

Basebizzle Boxes
Footbizzle Boxes
Basketbizzle Boxes
Hockey Boxes

Apparently, hockey is too white to get a translation.
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I'm literally crying reading my pastor friend's tweets. I linked him to his twizzle so he can read what I'm dying laughing about
I be literally bustin up like a biatch readin mah pastor playaz tweets. I linked his ass ta his cold-ass twizzle so he can read what tha **** I be dyin bustin up about
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Sweet Jesus...this thread is hysterical...

Secretive collecting?
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Sweet Jesus...this thread is hysterical...

Secretive collecting?
LMAO! priceless...
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Sweet Jesus...this thread is hysterical...

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Lmfao reading it now too hilar
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Sweet Jesus...this thread is hysterical...

Secretive collecting?
lmao, I'm having trouble breathing and I aint get past the first page yet
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lmao, I'm having trouble breathing and I aint get past the first page yet
Lmfao I thought I was on gizoogle when I read ur post
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Lmfao I thought I was on gizoogle when I read ur post
what is you rappin' about
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