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Old 01-12-2013, 08:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Do you like to smell your own farts?

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Old 01-12-2013, 09:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Who doesn't? I love the smell of them so much. My wife gets pist when she sees me in my chair wafting them to my nose
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Old 01-12-2013, 09:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-12-2013, 09:44 AM   #4 (permalink)
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It's all psychological too

Because someone else could fart and its disgusting

Your farts could smell the exact same, but if it came from someone else's butt, its gross

Even if say you and a buddy fart at the same time, its not gross bc you know you farted as well so you think you're smelling your own
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This is more disgusting than not brushing for one morning
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Old 01-12-2013, 01:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Who doesn't? I love the smell of them so much. My wife gets pist when she sees me in my chair wafting them to my nose
the whole "wafting" thing is just a natural inbreed thing in males... i saw my 8 yr old doing it the other day and cracked me up.
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Old 01-12-2013, 04:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Man, you guys are gross. I loathe the smell of all farts, including mine. There is no such thing as a pleasant smelling fart.

Having said that, I do enjoy sharing the smell of my fart with others.
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Old 01-12-2013, 05:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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the whole "wafting" thing is just a natural inbreed thing in males... i saw my 8 yr old doing it the other day and cracked me up.
Is this really what I have to look forward to?

Funny side story: Everytime my dog farts and it makes a noise it totally throws her off. One day, she kept trying to find where the noise came from. Very funny to watch.
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Is this really what I have to look forward to?

Funny side story: Everytime my dog farts and it makes a noise it totally throws her off. One day, she kept trying to find where the noise came from. Very funny to watch.
I heard that women don't fart.

They whisper in their panties.
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I'm proud of my butt stench
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I gave my son a dutch oven this morning and got in trouble with the wife and two minutes later he farted on my chest
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I gave my son a dutch oven this morning and got in trouble with the wife and two minutes later he farted on my chest
Now that's love, you should be proud of that boy
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It's all psychological too

Because someone else could fart and its disgusting

Your farts could smell the exact same, but if it came from someone else's butt, its gross

Even if say you and a buddy fart at the same time, its not gross bc you know you farted as well so you think you're smelling your own
yeah, your checking the status of your ammo for the day to prepare to set one off on someone else!! lol
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Flip side of this is the horror of walking into someone else's wall of stench, esp. when that someone is taking a dump in a stall far too close to the only urinal in the nearest bathroom to yer office after you've drunk a bottle of water and a large travel mug of coffee during lunch and you're in for 1.5 minutes of olfactory torture while emptying yer bladder. Can't shake the thought of another person's intestinal waste wafting through the air in microbic form, invading my own body against my will, possibly poisoning me slowly.
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My farts don't smell, so I can't tell you.
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Is this really what I have to look forward to?

Funny side story: Everytime my dog farts and it makes a noise it totally throws her off. One day, she kept trying to find where the noise came from. Very funny to watch.
When our dog farts, whether audible or not she gets up and walks to the other side of the room. At least it gives us a little warning to cover up. They hang the room like nothing I've ever experienced.
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I gave my son a dutch oven this morning and got in trouble with the wife and two minutes later he farted on my chest
Careful, you'll get the whiners calling you out for child abuse!!
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