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Old 01-30-2013, 07:33 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Thats OK. last time I tried anal unexpected/prepared, I was told "that is certainly not a good choice at this point tonight" lmfbo.....we had Panang Curry 10 Star HOT about 2 hours before that, LMFAO! I was shitting fire for a week after that food
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Old 01-30-2013, 07:37 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Last year I tried to give my wife anal for vday and that earned me a date with handgela
Totally understandable. My husband asked once and I agreed as long as I could wear a strap on and go first.
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Old 01-30-2013, 07:41 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Totally understandable. My husband asked once and I agreed as long as I could wear a strap on and go first.
I'm assuming he got his anal from you
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Old 01-30-2013, 07:48 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I'm assuming he got his anal from you
I will leave that as a mystery.

I know you aren't buying cards right now but you should check out the football b/s/t section.
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Old 01-30-2013, 07:59 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Looks like the conversation has turned to anal.

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Thats OK. last time I tried anal unexpected/prepared, I was told "that is certainly not a good choice at this point tonight" lmfbo.....we had Panang Curry 10 Star HOT about 2 hours before that, LMFAO! I was shitting fire for a week after that food
That is hilariously disgusting! OR disgustingly hilarious.

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Totally understandable. My husband asked once and I agreed as long as I could wear a strap on and go first.
Before we got married my wife would bring up how disgusting anal is. Every chance she got, conversation wasn't even about sex, she would just blurt out random facts about anal or horror stories she's heard. Finally I had to tell her "I get it, no to anal. Relax."
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Old 01-30-2013, 08:39 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Had a friend who was about to do the deed to his girl in a dark restroom from behind. He pulled back, fired away, and nailed the good ol' poop shoot. Said she cried pretty painfully. She's never been the same since.
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Old 01-30-2013, 11:08 PM   #32 (permalink)
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This is our 3rd valentines day together lol. She's spoiled lol
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