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Old 01-30-2013, 08:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Than seeing that an ex has gained weight? Not just a little weight, but completely blown up to 3 times her size!
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Old 01-30-2013, 08:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Than seeing that an ex has gained weight? Not just a little weight, but completely blown up to 3 times her size!
I thought this was going to be a cute post about when your kids do something cute. I am as disappointment as you all were over my K Cups post. Payback is a b*tch.
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I thought this was going to be a cute post about when your kids do something cute. I am as disappointment as you all were over my K Cups post. Payback is a b*tch.
Ha ha ha. I didn't even click in that thread, but after reading the bolded, I'm busting up.

I've never had an extra girlfriend blow up to three times her size, but I did turn a girl to the lesbian side.
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Ha ha ha. I didn't even click in that thread, but after reading the bolded, I'm busting up.

I've never had an extra girlfriend blow up to three times her size, but I did turn a girl to the lesbian side.
So did I! I like to think it's because if she couldn't have me then she didn't want any man. that's it right? Right?
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Than seeing that an ex has gained weight? Not just a little weight, but completely blown up to 3 times her size!
What about seeing an ex has gained weight AND married a fat ass in a wife beater?

That must be a great feeling .
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Ha ha ha. I didn't even click in that thread, but after reading the bolded, I'm busting up.

I've never had an extra girlfriend blow up to three times her size, but I did turn a girl to the lesbian side.
She was already on the other side. You were just her last at bat for that team prior to the trade. You should think of it as you have satisfied her like no other man ever will again.

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So did I! I like to think it's because if she couldn't have me then she didn't want any man. that's it right? Right?
That is correct. If my husband and I ever divorce, that is my plan, too.

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What about seeing an ex has gained weight AND married a fat ass in a wife beater?

That must be a great feeling .
Ha! Poor women.
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All the women I broke up with got all jesusy.
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Yes there is a better feeling which would be the ex is over you but you aren't over her and worry about her weight. If it is over then move on and don't worry about it. My ex's are dead to me.
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$10,0000 question is .........
But would you still hit that?
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Yes there is a better feeling which would be the ex is over you but you aren't over her and worry about her weight. If it is over then move on and don't worry about it. My ex's are dead to me.
who pooped in your cereal?
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$10,0000 question is .........
But would you still hit that?
Lol no. wait, would I get $10,000 if I hit that? Hmmm....
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Had this kind of happen with a girl I knew growing up. She moved away in 6th grade and if you had asked me then I would've said we were gonna get married. 10 years later we're chatting on Facebook (she has no pics of her up) and she asks me if I want to "hook up" over Christmas break when we'll both be in my hometown. Super intriguing but I didn't end up getting back home so nothing happened. At the time it was kind of disappointing, because hey, who doesn't want to hook up with the girl next door?

A few months later she posts some pics of her and a new boyfriend and wow, she must've weighed 300 pounds (she was a skinny cross country kid when I knew her growing up). Crazy how people change.
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Than seeing that an ex has gained weight? Not just a little weight, but completely blown up to 3 times her size!
Yes! This happened last summer with my first love. Unfortunately I am 2-3 times my size too so we both won and lost that feeling
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who pooped in your cereal?
Someone pooped in my cereal because I don't worry about ex's? They are ex's for a reason
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She was already on the other side. You were just her last at bat for that team prior to the trade. You should think of it as you have satisfied her like no other man ever will again.



That is correct. If my husband and I ever divorce, that is my plan, too.



Ha! Poor women.
D@mn Josie, you really know how to make a guy feel better
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I would say the only time it is a good feeling is if she dumped you and not you her.
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I had a friend and every girl he dated and dumped soon after became strippers...true story..wonder if his wife knows about this lol i kid i kid.
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All the women I broke up with got all jesusy.
Just because they started saying "oh god !" with their new men, does not make them jesusy.
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Lmao, this is funny.
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Yes there is a better feeling which would be the ex is over you but you aren't over her and worry about her weight. If it is over then move on and don't worry about it. My ex's are dead to me.
You and your signature are both terrible.
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Yes there is a better feeling which would be the ex is over you but you aren't over her and worry about her weight. If it is over then move on and don't worry about it. My ex's are dead to me.
I love how this is what you say, yet your signature lists EVERYONE on your ignore list. Ever thought of taking your own advice?
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I took a giant dump followed by a long fart and I didn't even need to wipe!

That's a good feeling.
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I took a giant dump followed by a long fart and I didn't even need to wipe!

That's a good feeling.
I stand corrected. You win. I imagine your sphincter is like the dyson hand dryer.
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this happened to my first gf, who cheated on me when we were dating. got knocked up about a month after i dumped her.

she was 100lbs, maybe.
now she is 300lbs, minimum.
also, her chesticles didn't grow with the rest of her.
so she looks like a fat man with longish blonde hair.
and her babies (she has 3, 2 different guys) daddy is in jail
karma's a bitch.

but it doesn't make me feel good. she was a decent girl when i dated her, i get the feeling i turned her into a slut somehow. so i kinda feel bad.
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