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Old 03-18-2013, 05:26 PM   #226 (permalink)
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Just 2 to be load bearers
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Old 03-18-2013, 05:33 PM   #227 (permalink)
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Just 2 to be load bearers
So we need two guys that are used to handling loads? Now are we going for money shots? Snowballing? Back shots? Foot shots? Bank shots? Trick shots? I am going with Linus "Sticky Chin" St. Claire....but have to figure out who else.
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So we need two guys that are used to handling loads? Now are we going for money shots? Snowballing? Back shots? Foot shots? Bank shots? Trick shots? I am going with Linus "Sticky Chin" St. Claire....but have to figure out who else.
Ok, I did it again. I had to have my wife read your instructions to me. Apparently you just need 2 people to balance weight between them. That changes our strategy completely. I'll get back to you later.
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Old 03-18-2013, 06:17 PM   #229 (permalink)
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Ok i can hold a rod and a load at the same time no problem, i have plenty of experience with these things.....is it weird that i know my way around long circular objects and round fuzzy "cocoNUTS"?
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Old 03-19-2013, 01:24 AM   #230 (permalink)
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Well Linus is used to my rod being pressed against his back so would only be fitting if we did it together
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Old 03-19-2013, 01:46 AM   #231 (permalink)
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I'm better dealing with nuts than rods, so I'd volunteer to be a coconut dropper. I'm thinking haystak and Linus are going to win us that prostitute cash. Dibs on firsts with her/him/it when we win?
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Old 03-19-2013, 05:58 AM   #232 (permalink)
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Linus St. Claire says:

Now isn't this just dandy. A prize that I can't enjoy unless you brought a nuttier variety for me to choose from, my dear host.
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Old 03-19-2013, 09:34 AM   #233 (permalink)
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i'd volunteer, but it seems the random rolls haven't been very kind to me so far in the game.
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Well Linus is used to my rod being pressed against his back so would only be fitting if we did it together
You'll have to be fully clothed though. Do you still want to do it?
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:19 PM   #235 (permalink)
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I'd prefer to be naked but I think I'm still up for the challenge
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:04 PM   #236 (permalink)
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I'd prefer to be naked but I think I'm still up for the challenge
Linus St. Claire says:

As am I. When it comes to anything involving HaystaK's sexy self, I am always (deep breath and a pause) up
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:22 PM   #237 (permalink)
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How has our team not effected every whore on the island? Well, regardless after we win thats going down to 0%
I think we should forfeit this one as a matter of charity. We'll just take the speedboat back to our private island where our private harem awaits us.

**OH JEEVES** Bring the boat around, would you? Cornerstone needs to, ahem, to blow a load of . . . steam, shall we say.
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I think we should forfeit this one as a matter of charity. We'll just take the speedboat back to our private island where our private harem awaits us.

**OH JEEVES** Bring the boat around, would you? Cornerstone needs to, ahem, to blow a load of . . . steam, shall we say.
Its hard to touch myself nowadays... all these chicken pox down there make it itchy.
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Old 03-21-2013, 06:22 PM   #240 (permalink)
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Linus and Haystak carry weight for the Mullet Mafia.

Ray27Ray52 and BroncosFAN#1 carry weight for MLP.

Newton sits out the challenge.

And here are the results.

HaystaK760 is the first to drop out

Followed quickly by Linus St. Claire.

Leaving MLP the winners!!!!! Enjoy your hookers gentlemen.

That's the good news. The bad news.....

BOTH teams will go to tribal council tonight. One person from each team will be going home tonight.
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Linus and Haystak carry weight for the Mullet Mafia.

Ray27Ray52 and BroncosFAN#1 carry weight for MLP.

Newton sits out the challenge.

And here are the results.

HaystaK760 is the first to drop out

Followed quickly by Linus St. Claire.

Leaving MLP the winners!!!!! Enjoy your hookers gentlemen.

That's the good news. The bad news.....

BOTH teams will go to tribal council tonight. One person from each team will be going home tonight.
S*** just got real, son! Dammit, I can't believe we're missing out on the hooker. Looks like I must sugar my own churro tonight
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Since i am a gentlemen....i will have my way with the hooker first
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Since i am a gentlemen....i will have my way with the hooker first
And I will wait for the female hooker to get here. Have your way with the male hooker all you want
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Guess my pole wasn't big enough
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And I will wait for the female hooker to get here. Have your way with the male hooker all you want
Its the same person, she hides his weenie well
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Guys I'll go in last, hopefully it will dry up and help scratch this itch in my pants... IT HURTS
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Waiting on 3 votes from one team and 2 from the other team.
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S*** just got real, son! Dammit, I can't believe we're missing out on the hooker. Looks like I must sugar my own churro tonight
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I like churros filled with cajeta and crema inside. They make my lips so messy and sticky.
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Old 03-22-2013, 09:18 PM   #249 (permalink)
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Jeff Probst - Alright Mullet Mafia, I'll read the votes. The person with the most votes will be asked to leave the island immediately.


HaystaK760
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HaystaK760

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HaystaK760, you need to bring me your torch. It's time for you to go.
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Old 03-22-2013, 09:21 PM   #250 (permalink)
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Jeff Probst - My Little Ponies.....

You have a member who has failed to vote for 2 consecutive tribal councils despite being logged on. All tribal council votes are null and void.

Newton615 has been eliminated.
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