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Old 02-21-2013, 03:10 AM   #101 (permalink)
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Second on team name, sorry too many pina colades and tits all up in my face to say it first on here
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We're fashionably late. You uncouth ruffians are used to getting to the arena early to climb the stairs to the nosebleeds. I get it. But, we're the type with box seats. Open bar. Guy flipping mini burgers right there as we watch the game. We're going to stroll in when we damn well please. Not that you'd even know, since our private suite keeps us removed from the yokels in the bleachers. That's how we roll.

At the moment, we're partying over on our private island next door. Or, should I say, next sea. Hah, that was a geography joke. Probably went over your heads. Meanwhile . .. pina coladas. Sexy island girls. Topless, in case you're wondering. We'll be over when we get bored.


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Old 02-21-2013, 03:30 AM   #103 (permalink)
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That's right man. We've got a little posse going right now.

Speaking of which, where are these redneck wanna-be gangsters we're supposed to be up again? Can't handle the 3:30 AM? We're here. At this rate, we're gonna take care of business, and head back to that glorious Polynesian cleavage before they even show!
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:04 AM   #104 (permalink)
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Doing work at 4 AM what it doooooooo
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That's because we're rich bastards. We work for a living. That's how we came to afford our own private island paradise. The bumpkins probably can't understand that concept. Too busy suckling at Obama's teat!

No. No. We will show them.

Okay team. Make sure you show up for the game in proper attire. Full tuxedo, tophat, and monocle. Canes are optional, but highly recommended. They're very useful for beating people.
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We are the 1 percent... and we love it
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The two tribes each make their way to their own camp where each team gets busy building shelters, collecting wood, and water. Everyone from both teams work hard except for Linus St. Claire.

At the first immunity challenge

Jeff Probst - This first challenge is for immunity and flint so you can start a fire. The challenge will work like this: One at a time members of each team will race into the ocean through a water obstacle course. At the end of the course they will collect a bag of puzzle pieces. Once your teams 9 bags of puzzle pieces are bake on the beach two members of your team will start assembling a puzzle. The puzzle will reveal a code which one other member of your team will use to unlock a chest. Inside the chest is a ring of keys. Use those keys to unlock all the locks on the side of the victory flag which will release it into the air and signal victory. First team to raise their flag will be the winner. I'll give you a minute to strategize and we'll get started....

to be continued......
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We're up against the wealthy 1% who stay up all night working and can't even come up with a name? That doesn't even make sense. Sounds more like you guys work the graveyard security shift protecting your local Arbys. It's ok, you're rich in spirit.
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Old 02-22-2013, 02:24 AM   #109 (permalink)
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The two tribes each make their way to their own camp where each team gets busy building shelters, collecting wood, and water. Everyone from both teams work hard except for Linus St. Claire.

At the first immunity challenge

Jeff Probst - This first challenge is for immunity and flint so you can start a fire. The challenge will work like this: One at a time members of each team will race into the ocean through a water obstacle course. At the end of the course they will collect a bag of puzzle pieces. Once your teams 9 bags of puzzle pieces are bake on the beach two members of your team will start assembling a puzzle. The puzzle will reveal a code which one other member of your team will use to unlock a chest. Inside the chest is a ring of keys. Use those keys to unlock all the locks on the side of the victory flag which will release it into the air and signal victory. First team to raise their flag will be the winner. I'll give you a minute to strategize and we'll get started....

to be continued......
This challenge does not appeal to me. The water is totally going to ruin my tux. Jeeves! Fetch me a beach chair and a martini, please. And summon my personal team of Japanese game show winners. I will be selecting one to carry out this task on my behalf.

Oh, this one is a particularly stunning specimen . . .

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IT IS ABOUT TIME! I was waiting forever this to start! Can't wait to see the lulz unfold.
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We're up against the wealthy 1% who stay up all night working and can't even come up with a name? That doesn't even make sense. Sounds more like you guys work the graveyard security shift protecting your local Arbys. It's ok, you're rich in spirit.
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ok fearless leader- who's doing what?
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The two tribes each make their way to their own camp where each team gets busy building shelters, collecting wood, and water. Everyone from both teams work hard except for Linus St. Claire.

At the first immunity challenge

Jeff Probst - This first challenge is for immunity and flint so you can start a fire. The challenge will work like this: One at a time members of each team will race into the ocean through a water obstacle course. At the end of the course they will collect a bag of puzzle pieces. Once your teams 9 bags of puzzle pieces are bake on the beach two members of your team will start assembling a puzzle. The puzzle will reveal a code which one other member of your team will use to unlock a chest. Inside the chest is a ring of keys. Use those keys to unlock all the locks on the side of the victory flag which will release it into the air and signal victory. First team to raise their flag will be the winner. I'll give you a minute to strategize and we'll get started....

to be continued......
Maby i should run through the obstacle course, that way i can pee in the water and no one will know......wait, did i just say that out loud?

I have never been good with puzzles, after i seperate the edge pieces from the rest i call it a day.

And as far as keys go i had a bad experience once with a chastity belt, lets just say that thing was a few sizes to small. I could barely breath unless i was laying down.

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i am ready ala richard hatch naked as a jay bird read to run in any competition now one will get close to my busch
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Alright Clarka3, I want you and cinnakaok to be the first into the water so taht you will have the most time to try and figure out the puzzle as the pieces come in. I just shot gunned 3 Red Bulls so I'll be the first to sprint into the water after you guys. Linus St. Claire said that he would "follow that azzz anywhere" so I assume he meant he will be the second one into the water behind me. danshakespeare will go next in order to pick up St. Claire's slack since St. Claire seems to saunter everywhere he goes. btimm sprained his ankle getting coconuts last night so I want him in the 5 slot. bbcardsrgreat can go after btimm, if his Viagra hasn't worn off he could use his member to clear the path for Haystak760 while at the same time making waves to disrupt the other team. GoClips! you're the anchor since you got into Ray27Ray52's stash of blow. Let's do this!!!!!!!!

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I apologize sir, I always get those confused since they both give me the runs.
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Old 02-22-2013, 04:16 PM   #117 (permalink)
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Nice Puzzles I Love Puzzles.
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Metsfan1121 and I will go in first, forming a Mets contingent up front, I've always been good at Sudoku, so should be able to figure this puzzle out
theautographkid, run in after us, I'd tell you to go with RayRay, but he's still listening to his kinky music while mumbling euphemisms to himself, so we should probably leave him for now. newton615, go in next and be followed by lrogge1979, provided that bottle of jack has worn off from last night. bdrr chase him down, and help him if he stumbles over. Cornerstore is up next, and finally BroncosFan stays back to punch the code in.
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Just like it last it right near the last member in the gangbang. Going in dirty and when it matters
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Sweet, I will be chilling waiting for you guys to get me the code. Hurry your a$$es up. Im getting a sunburn
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Alright Clarka3, I want you and cinnakaok to be the first into the water so taht you will have the most time to try and figure out the puzzle as the pieces come in. I just shot gunned 3 Red Bulls so I'll be the first to sprint into the water after you guys. Linus St. Claire said that he would "follow that azzz anywhere" so I assume he meant he will be the second one into the water behind me. danshakespeare will go next in order to pick up St. Claire's slack since St. Claire seems to saunter everywhere he goes. btimm sprained his ankle getting coconuts last night so I want him in the 5 slot. bbcardsrgreat can go after btimm, if his Viagra hasn't worn off he could use his member to clear the path for Haystak760 while at the same time making waves to disrupt the other team. GoClips! you're the anchor since you got into Ray27Ray52's stash of blow. Let's do this!!!!!!!!

I apologize sir, I always get those confused since they both give me the runs.

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Jeff Probst - Alright it was a very close win, but The My Little Ponies were victorious. The Mullet Mafia fell behind when goclips! had trouble with his leg of the swimming course, and they were never able to catch back up.

My Little Ponies you are all safe from elimination and have won flint to start fires.

Mullet Mafia, you are going to tribal council where one of you will be going home tonight.


(I'll send a pm prompting for voting later this evening, but for now you are all at tribal council and Jeff is tossing out some questions to be answered by any of you)

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Jeff Probst - So what happened at today's challenge?
Has everyone been pulling their own weight at camp?
Have you noticed any alliances being set up yet?
Is there any talk of a hidden immunity idol?
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Jeff Probst - Alright it was a very close win, but The My Little Ponies were victorious. The Mullet Mafia fell behind when goclips! had trouble with his leg of the swimming course, and they were never able to catch back up.

My Little Ponies you are all safe from elimination and have won flint to start fires.

Mullet Mafia, you are going to tribal council where one of you will be going home tonight.


(I'll send a pm prompting for voting later this evening, but for now you are all at tribal council and Jeff is tossing out some questions to be answered by any of you)

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Jeff Probst - So what happened at today's challenge?
Has everyone been pulling their own weight at camp?
Have you noticed any alliances being set up yet?
Is there any talk of a hidden immunity idol?
I knew the masterplan would work.... good job bronies!
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Wow not a good start.

I think the problem at today's challenge was putting someone coming off a high last. Considering he was falling asleep while waiting for his turn.

As for camp everyone seems to be doing there part but than again there may be some people who only work when others are watching.

No Alliance's or Idol talk unless it was about who sang best on American Idol last week that i have heard
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Ouch, step it up team!!
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