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Old 03-09-2013, 10:16 AM   #176 (permalink)
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Dibs on NO semen.....
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:57 AM   #177 (permalink)
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Dibs on NO semen.....
Are you trying to use a little bit of reverse psychology?
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Old 03-09-2013, 02:05 PM   #178 (permalink)
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Bring on the nasty sh*t, i have a gutter palate.
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Old 03-09-2013, 04:28 PM   #179 (permalink)
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I dont have a gag reflex, got this one in the bag
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Old 03-09-2013, 05:36 PM   #180 (permalink)
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I dont have a gag reflex, got this one in the bag
What are you doing later tonight?
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Old 03-09-2013, 07:16 PM   #181 (permalink)
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What are you doing later tonight?
You can't afford me, even if you wanted to, I'm more cultured then that.
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Old 03-10-2013, 04:54 AM   #182 (permalink)
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Put me in the middle. That's exactly where I like it.
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Old 03-10-2013, 07:10 PM   #183 (permalink)
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i hope to god i get water.
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Old 03-10-2013, 07:24 PM   #184 (permalink)
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I know most my teamates swallow... er... drink
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Old 03-11-2013, 02:46 PM   #185 (permalink)
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Can we have one member from our team drink everything? I know Linus St. Claire has been quoted as saying "I love everything about men including what comes out of them. Which is not limited to conventional things. Yes I'm talking about urine, feces and bile. Don't judge me" I know it seems like a very random quote that is specific to this challenge but this was actually his high school picture quote.
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Old 03-12-2013, 02:37 PM   #186 (permalink)
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Here is the order for Mullet Mafia
1.cinnakaok
2.Clarka3
3.DanShakespeare
4.HaystaK760
5.Nodie27
6.Linus St. Claire (aka ilovethelakings)
7.btimm
8.GoClips!

and the team order for MLP
1.newton615
2.lrogge1979
3.Metsfan1121
4.Ray27Ray52
5.Cornerstore
6.RamRage
7.BroncosFAN#1
8.bdrr



So let's get this shindig started. First up.

Cinnakaok vs. newton615

And they will be drinking.......
sour milk

Results.....
newton615 finishes, Cinnakaok vomits (MLP 1-0)

Next matchup
Clarka3 vs. lrogge1979

And they will be drinking......
sour milk

Results....
Clarka3 finishes, lrogge1979 vomits (tie 1-1)

Next matchup
DanShakespeare vs. Metsfan1121

And they will be drinking......
bile

Results.....
Both men hold down their bile (that's an iron stomache right there) (tie 2-2)

Next matchup
HaystaK760 vs. Ray27Ray52

And they will be drinking.....
grease

Results......
Neither man is able to keep his grease down. (tie 2-2)

Next matchup
Nodie27 vs. Cornerstore

And they will be drinking.....
grease

Results.....
Both men hold down their grease (this is not their first time drinking grease by the looks of things. (tie 3-3)

Next matchup
Linus St. Claire vs. RamRage

And they will be drinking.....
sour milk

Results.....
Linus St. Claire holds it down, RamRage cannot finish his glass (MM 4-3)

Next matchup
btimm vs. BroncosFAN#1

And they will be drinking......
saliva from local villagers

Results.....
btimm vomits while BroncosFAN#1 keeps it down (tie 4-4)

Final matchup
GoClips! vs. bdrr

And they will be drinking.....
water

Results.....
They both easily finish (tie 5-5)

Tie breaker....

One random person from each team will have a chug off with the item that comes up when I spin the wheel. Whomever finishes their beverage first, will win immunity and be safe from tribal council.

From Mullet Mafia it's going to be.....
1.Linus St. Claire

And from MLP it's going to be......
1.bdrr

And they are going to be drinking......
Goat's blood

And here are the results...
Linus St. Claire finished in 72 seconds
bdrr finished in 52 seconds.

My Little Ponies have won immunity!

Jeff Probst - My Little Ponies congratulations on your victory you can head back to camp. Mullet Mafia I'll see you at tribal council tonight where one of you will be voted out.
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Old 03-12-2013, 02:58 PM   #187 (permalink)
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Damn you Linus!!!! Did you have to tongue the rim of your cup for 30 seconds as you rubbed your nipples?

Next matchup
Nodie27 vs. Cornerstore

And they will be drinking.....
grease

Results.....
Both men hold down their grease (this is not their first time drinking grease by the looks of things. (tie 3-3)


In my country, all we eat is grease.
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Old 03-12-2013, 03:18 PM   #188 (permalink)
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wow. i would have certainly vomited on sour milk IRL. glad corbo thought that highly of me though.


OOC: Corbin, are you using random rolls to determine winners, or are you just winging things?
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Old 03-12-2013, 03:20 PM   #189 (permalink)
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wow. i would have certainly vomited on sour milk IRL. glad corbo thought that highly of me though.


OOC: Corbin, are you using random rolls to determine winners, or are you just winging things?
random org, except when water came up as the beverage. FYI: There were actually 3 beverages that never came up on random that could have been but remain a mystery instead.
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Old 03-12-2013, 03:21 PM   #190 (permalink)
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random org, except when water came up as the beverage. FYI: There were actually 3 beverages that never came up on random that could have been but remain a mystery instead.
OOC: neat. this game definitely got more fun for me now that i know it's all random



IC: well that sucks that we lost. glad my gutter palate didn't embarrass me. I am curious though, was the grease like bacon grease or some other type of grease?
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Old 03-12-2013, 06:10 PM   #191 (permalink)
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random org, except when water came up as the beverage. FYI: There were actually 3 beverages that never came up on random that could have been but remain a mystery instead.
NONSENSE! I drink native saliva all the time, I know I would crush that joke of a Broncos fan! This contest was fixed! I love to drink sali ... oh ... ummm ... *nervous laughter* ...
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Old 03-12-2013, 06:53 PM   #192 (permalink)
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wow. i would have certainly vomited on sour milk IRL. glad corbo thought that highly of me though.
With the sour milk I'm not too surprised you were able to keep it down. You seem to struggle more keeping things up
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Old 03-12-2013, 08:02 PM   #193 (permalink)
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Linus St. Claire says:

If it was bull blood, it would had been an easy win for me. Goat blood is just to gamy for my delicate palate.
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If it was period blood, it would had been an easy win for me. Goat blood is just to gamy for my delicate palate.
Fixed it for you
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Old 03-12-2013, 08:13 PM   #195 (permalink)
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Sour milk gets me everytime...unless its super chunky sour milk
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Fixed it for you
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Period blood? I would never go near the stuff or its fishy source.
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Period blood? I would never go near the stuff or its fishy source.
Hahaha laughed to my self on that one.
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:21 PM   #198 (permalink)
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Those bacon greese shots that i take after making my bacon panckes really helped in preping for this meal, that and my lack of gag reflex, i really credit it to that, awesome job on the goats blood bdrr I dont even think i could of taken all that.


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Next matchup
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grease

Results.....
Both men hold down their grease (this is not their first time drinking grease by the looks of things. (tie 3-3)


In my country, all we eat is grease.
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Old 03-13-2013, 08:41 AM   #199 (permalink)
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Just waiting on one vote. It's a VERY close tribal council right now.
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Old 03-13-2013, 08:40 PM   #200 (permalink)
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Come on last person to vote!!
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