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Old 02-14-2013, 03:40 PM   #26 (permalink)
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This is a tragedy. He was just starting to get his foot in the door of the Olympics.
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Old 02-14-2013, 03:41 PM   #27 (permalink)
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will they let him keep his legs in jail ?
someone might rip them off and use them as a weapon
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Old 02-14-2013, 04:00 PM   #28 (permalink)
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If he didn't have a gun, he would have stabbed her with one of his legs. True story.
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Old 02-14-2013, 04:05 PM   #29 (permalink)
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........ poor taste
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I sat down next to Oscar in a bar one time. We got to chatting and I exclaimed, " Dang it my foot just fell asleep, ever have that happen to you?" I still don't understand why things got awkward after that.
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........ poor taste
And your a confirmed liar
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Old 02-14-2013, 04:46 PM   #32 (permalink)
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i don't have a foot in this race, so I'm not sure where I stand with these offensive jokes.
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I put my left foot in, I take my left foot out, I put my left foot in, and I shake it all about......
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........ poor taste
I don't like that metallic taste either.

I heard when he was talking to the detectives his lawyer told him not to stick his foot in his mouth. He got an angry glare back.

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Old 02-14-2013, 06:29 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Apparently he shot her with a starting pistol...police said the murder is

race related
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:37 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Even his official sponsor, Nike, played on the gun theme. “I am the bullet in the chamber,” its advertising slogan said, showing the “Blade Runner” as he burst out of the starting block. (The slogan was pulled from his website after the murder charge on Thursday.)
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:33 PM   #37 (permalink)
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He doesnt have a leg to stand on in court
anyone see the cartoon in the ny post today






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Old 02-15-2013, 02:50 PM   #38 (permalink)
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That's racist.
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:11 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Pistorius initially said she suprised him and said it was accidental.
The police would have arrested him earlier, but apparently Oscar had them stumped.
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:50 PM   #40 (permalink)
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You suck

all the fun out of things.
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:23 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I got one, I got one....

They were going to chain his legs, but....wait no. He was denied bail because...see the judge knew. No, the judge didn't know that he had no legs. Wait did he know? Was it the lawyer? The guard? Who was it. Ok so the jail has steps see.... I lost it.

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I got one, I got one....

They were going to chain his legs, but....wait no. He was denied bail because...see the judge knew. No, the judge didn't know that he had no legs. Wait did he know? Was it the lawyer? The guard? Who was it. Ok so the jail has steps see.... I lost it.

O wow, best laugh of the day so far. This was the part I lost it on......
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Apparently he shot her with a starting pistol...police said the murder is

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I see what you did there...because they are in south africa and the apartheid there...clever!
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Old 02-15-2013, 06:51 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Poor little tink tink going to the big house, they better take his legs b/c I see Big Shirley using them as an anal probe...even the cons dont take too well to killing women/kids...
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This is a tragedy. He was just starting to get his foot in the door of the Olympics.
You stumped me with this one.....
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:56 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Thank you sir, i needed a good laugh!
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Oscar really shot himself in the foot with this predicament
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I'm guessing you will not STAND for these jokes any longer?
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Too many jokes about him have already been made, creating another would be like taking a shot in the dark.
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:28 PM   #50 (permalink)
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New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder.

Footprints.
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