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Old 02-15-2013, 07:29 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Too many jokes about him have already been made, creating another would be like taking a shot in the dark.

Ok now I think I got one....

Or maybe it would be like beating a dead horse...with no legs! No wait it would be like beating off a dead horse with metal legs. Shooting a dead...ah I give up.
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:29 PM   #52 (permalink)
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New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder.

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hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha. very clever....
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:30 PM   #53 (permalink)
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The tragedy is that if Oscar Pistorius had no arms, this would never have happened
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:31 PM   #54 (permalink)
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The tragedy is that if Oscar Pistorius had no arms, this would never have happened
He still could have just bladed her.
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:41 PM   #55 (permalink)
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He still could have just bladed her.
Liu Kang style?


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Old 02-15-2013, 07:50 PM   #56 (permalink)
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This thread is full of epic win, just made my day
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Old 02-16-2013, 02:22 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Some of the best one liners in a long time.....
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Old 02-16-2013, 02:35 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Old 02-16-2013, 11:38 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Bump for more jokes.
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Nike has dropped Oscar as a spokesperson. Oscar is obviously devastated because this means no more free shoes.
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Nike has dropped Oscar as a spokesperson. Oscar is obviously devastated because this means no more free shoes.
On the bright side he won't trip over the shoelaces anymore
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Old 02-18-2013, 03:18 AM   #62 (permalink)
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I heard there's new details, anybody know anything?
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I heard there's new details, anybody know anything?
Supposedly some other guy now involved. Some high profile Rugby player.

Oscar probably said to the g/f..."what do HE have that I DON'T?"
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Old 02-18-2013, 10:57 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Report: Steroids found in Oscar Pistorius’ home
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Report: Steroids found in Oscar Pistorius’ home
And penal enlargement cream residue found on his stubs.
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