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Old 03-28-2013, 10:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The childs name is none other then.............................. Come Here ______

his first name is "Come Here" and then he has a last name.




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Old 03-28-2013, 10:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hopefully he is not doomed to a future career in the adult movie industry...but I'd say the chips are stacked against him.
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Old 03-28-2013, 11:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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My wife used to work in a NICU & told me the story of a lady (I say lady but I mean crackhead) who gave birth to male twins. Well the doctor came by & asked this lady what were the names she picked out for her 2 sons. She replied with the names have already been picked out, BOYA & BOYB (boy A & boy B is what was written on their incubators to tell them apart). Sure enough those were the names they left the hospital with.

Most effed up name I've ever encountered was a kid in jr high named Guaora (GWA-OR-AH).

My sons initials are LOL... Tee hee
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My wife used to work in a NICU & told me the story of a lady (I say lady but I mean crackhead) who gave birth to male twins. Well the doctor came by & asked this lady what were the names she picked out for her 2 sons. She replied with the names have already been picked out, BOYA & BOYB (boy A & boy B is what was written on their incubators to tell them apart). Sure enough those were the names they left the hospital with.

Most effed up name I've ever encountered was a kid in jr high named Guaora (GWA-OR-AH).

My sons initials are LOL... Tee hee
i remember you telling me about that kid in jr high. but the BOYA and BOYB names are the friggin best lol that's hilarious dude
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Old 03-28-2013, 12:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I work with a April Mae Jun. Best name ever.
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I convinced my wife to let one of our twins' initials be MLB.
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First names I've heard...

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We had one locally like Boya and Boyb...

Female Brown (Pronounced with long e's - Feemalee.)

A friend of mine named their ferret Dammit. "Dammit, get out of that! Dammit, stop chewing on that! Dammit, where are you?"
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Comedian Ralphie May's daughter is named April June May and son August James May.
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Best one I know of was La-a (ledasha)
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family on my street had a child and for the first 8 years of his life his name was BOY

On The Middle last night, Sue's name is Sue Sue

Do we have any Mike Hunts on the forum?

Had a teacher named Chris Christopher

just had a lady at the hotel with the first name starting w/A and the last name was Hoar

Had a kid in HS named Ahmed Ahmed

I'm sure I can think of more if I put my mind to it.

My initials were almost DIP and my brothers were almost JAP
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I work with a April Mae Jun. Best name ever.
That is pretty good
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Comedian Ralphie May's daughter is named April June May and son August James May.
Those, not so much.
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There is a car salesman here in a hick town named and I am not lying Dick Schmack
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no... this is the best name ever:

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this guy used to have an office in my home town

Arthur L. Doody Insurance Agency, Inc.
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Phat Dong

I have yet to here of someone with one of these crazy names like you all have. That is the only one.
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My friends initials are FAP
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I remember doing our state HS wrestling rankings and thinking, is this kid's name for real!
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This kid in my school is named harry harris...its so fun to say
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I have two good ones.

I used to work with a guy who had a classmate in high school named Richard Peter.

I work in shipping and we ship to a company in Arkansas a lot. The contact there is a guy named Jamin Cox. No joke.
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9 people named Harry Dong in the US | WhitePages
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Nope you all lose

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The fifth person on this list.

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Yes, they wear name tags. I never thought I'd bust out laughing at a funeral...
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I recall a few odd names during my school years. At various schools I new a Dick Tracy, Sandy Beach and a brother and sister named Lake Trout and Brooke Trout (I suspect their dad liked fishing).
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