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Old 10-17-2013, 05:51 PM   #126 (permalink)
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Show me a pic of the woman in question and I'll show you a picture of a deer.
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Old 10-17-2013, 05:52 PM   #127 (permalink)
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Show me a pic of the woman in question and I'll show you a picture of a deer.

lol this was hilariously random.
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Old 10-17-2013, 05:53 PM   #128 (permalink)
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I really want to see this nose your talking about if you want an opinion like you said you wanted
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Old 10-17-2013, 10:48 PM   #129 (permalink)
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6 pages in and still no picture? Please allow me to end this thread:

1. She's hot enough to work at the Tilted Kilt, despite what anyone may say about her nose.

2. OP is an idiot.
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Old 10-18-2013, 12:34 AM   #130 (permalink)
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So a left hook or a right hook is out of the question?

Try an uppercut
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Old 10-18-2013, 02:06 AM   #131 (permalink)
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So a left hook or a right hook is out of the question?

Try an uppercut
Straight jab... maybe push it in a bit....
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Old 10-18-2013, 02:26 AM   #132 (permalink)
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Straight jab... maybe push it in a bit....
Mayweather style


Then take one step back immediatly after throwing the jab and with the arm that you did not throw the jab with, do a backwards shoulder roll and if she decides to throw a punch back it should zoom right by you without touching you at all. Classic Mayweather defense.


Just knock her out already will you. Dont be a pansy.
















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Old 10-18-2013, 11:19 AM   #133 (permalink)
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6 pages in and still no picture? Please allow me to end this thread:

1. She's hot enough to work at the Tilted Kilt, despite what anyone may say about her nose.

2. OP is an idiot.
I guess the forum police has spoken.
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Old 10-18-2013, 11:41 AM   #134 (permalink)
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So there's a slew of people me bashing me for my particular jusgement of women and physical appearance. Giving off the notion that I'm a shallow dirbag.

While you are worried about one minor imperfection you are giving some other dude the opportunity to sweep her off her feet.

When I saw my wife, then ex-wife, then wife again (long story not going into it now) I knew I was going to marry her and I wasn't going to let some dillweed have the chance to blow it for me.

Go for it, right now, there is always the thanks but no thanks down the road if she isn't Miss Right, or in your case Miss I Will Put Up With Your Shallow Arse.
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Old 10-18-2013, 11:48 AM   #135 (permalink)
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Has she ever been a stripper?...
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Old 10-18-2013, 11:51 AM   #136 (permalink)
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While you are worried about one minor imperfection you are giving some other dude the opportunity to sweep her off her feet.

When I saw my wife, then ex-wife, then wife again (long story not going into it now) I knew I was going to marry her and I wasn't going to let some dillweed have the chance to blow it for me.

Go for it, right now, there is always the thanks but no thanks down the road if she isn't Miss Right, or in your case Miss I Will Put Up With Your Shallow Arse.
Good point, We do live in a shallow world though.,
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Old 10-18-2013, 01:49 PM   #137 (permalink)
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I like turtles
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Old 10-18-2013, 05:22 PM   #138 (permalink)
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if her nose is a little big like you say it is, I would run as far away from her as you possibly can. never go back
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Old 10-18-2013, 06:09 PM   #139 (permalink)
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Has her nose gotten bigger since you first met her?
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Old 10-18-2013, 06:25 PM   #140 (permalink)
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I like turtles
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Old 10-18-2013, 06:27 PM   #141 (permalink)
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There are some real uppity dudes on this thread. Jesus.
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Old 10-18-2013, 07:57 PM   #142 (permalink)
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There are some real uppity dudes on this thread. Jesus.
Please don't call me Jesus.
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Old 10-19-2013, 09:48 PM   #143 (permalink)
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@Wadedaniel... have you seen the expendables? I can't see pics on here very good but your lady reminds me of one of the chicks on the expendables.
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Old 10-19-2013, 10:07 PM   #144 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2013, 10:17 PM   #145 (permalink)
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if her nose really is that big then you can perform intercourse in it. Have fun
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Old 11-13-2013, 02:53 PM   #146 (permalink)
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Almost a month has gone by since this thread has been updated, so BUMP!

Any update????

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Old 11-13-2013, 04:04 PM   #147 (permalink)
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Almost a month has gone by since this thread has been updated, so BUMP!

Any update????

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Were more into the relationship then prior. Things are good.
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Old 11-13-2013, 04:24 PM   #148 (permalink)
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Were more into the relationship then prior. Things are good.
Fantastic! So did you ever show her this thread? Still no picture...

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