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Old 10-17-2013, 03:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Sounds like a classic case of butterface. Several options do exist to deal with this condition.

1. Always walk behind her, tell how much you enjoy the view or her rear end.
2. Stare at her chest while conversing, tell her how beautiful her bosom is and that you can't look away.
3. Keep lights off for romantic times.
4. Tell her you're into some fetishes and want her to wear a leather mask during sex.
5. Doggystyle, compliment the view you get while in this position.
6. Less subtle, paper bag.

Whatever you chose good luck, and keep us updated.
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Sounds like a classic case of butterface. Several options do exist to deal with this condition.

1. Always walk behind her, tell how much you enjoy the view or her rear end.
2. Stare at her chest while conversing, tell her how beautiful her bosom is and that you can't look away.
3. Keep lights off for romantic times.
4. Tell her you're into some fetishes and want her to wear a leather mask during sex.
5. Doggystyle, compliment the view you get while in this position.
6. Less subtle, paper bag.

Whatever you chose good luck, and keep us updated.

She's pretty. Just has a honkin nose. Photogenic with it too. Doesn't look too badly close but pics... Man...
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Hit it and quit it.
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I would be more than happy to share a PG-13 picture with a member to get a second opinion..
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Hit it and quit it.
It's really really good... Like damn. Good. Lol I don't even want to quit it!
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She's pretty. Just has a honkin nose. Photogenic with it too. Doesn't look too badly close but pics... Man...
Sell some cards to raise funds for a nose job.
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I would be more than happy to share a PG-13 picture with a member to get a second opinion..
Pm me, I can do it.
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Sell some cards to raise funds for a nose job.
This could be a legit answer ; )
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It's really really good... Like damn. Good. Lol I don't even want to quit it!
Ok then keep it FWB
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Here I'll just put it here for a bit.
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Looks good to me
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In all seriousness, what stage you at in life? If you're getting ready to settle down and think she could be the one I'd suggest overlooking (no pun intended) the nose and concentrate on the other great qualities she has. If she's just a f¿¢k buddie, then stick with it till you can't stand it and kick it to the curb.
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In all seriousness, what stage you at in life? If you're getting ready to settle down and think she could be the one I'd suggest overlooking (no pun intended) the nose and concentrate on the other great qualities she has. If she's just a f¿¢k buddie, then stick with it till you can't stand it and kick it to the curb.
I'm actually in the process of a divorce and really not in a hurry for serious stuff. I'll most likely continue with things. She knows I'm not looking to go run off and all that jazz, my child comes first, then the rest of my life follows suit. I'll enjoy it now. If it lasts, it lasts. If it doesn't, it doesnt.
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And if you do really like her, quit being a jerk and talking behind her back.

I say this to give you a life lesson, not to be a dick.
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Either way. She sure is fun to look at naked.
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Here I'll just put it here for a bit.
There's a flash that makes it hard to see the face. Also, all those clothes are a distraction. Maybe there's a picture without all the interference that would be more useful to provide an assessment.
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And if you do really like her, quit being a jerk and talking behind her back.

I say this to give you a life lesson, not to be a dick.
I wouldn't really consider this talking behind her back. Just getting friendly advice. Women do all that crap too.
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There's a flash that makes it hard to see the face. Also, all those clothes are a distraction. Maybe there's a picture without all the interference that would be more useful to provide an assessment.
I'll ask her to send a pretty normal one tomorrow. Personality really carries her. So as I said, I'll prolly just see where things take me/us.
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I wouldn't really consider this talking behind her back. Just getting friendly advice. Women do all that crap too.
Agreed, no big deal. I just looked into her eyes and felt kinda bad.
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The real question here is.... will she let you bring another woman into the bedroom?
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If a slightly oversized nose is the worst thing about this women, I'd tend to think she's a keeper.
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Give her a left hook. If you hit her hard enough you may break her nose.

When she goes to the hospital they may shave some of the bone down in order to reset it. That should shrink it up a little.

If that dont work then try a right hook. You have a 50/50 chance of one of them working.
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Disappointed there are no pictures in this thread.
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I share in your disappointment.
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