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Old 12-13-2013, 08:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The Blowoutcards Roast of..... 2014

Good evening everybody,

I had an idea 3 years ago to put together a Roast of a prominent member of this community. So, I asked the person I thought would be the most fun to roast, and he said yes. So ladies and gentlemen, 3 years we roasted CaptainBOHICA. 2 years ago we roasted Tyler. Last year we roasted jlzinck.


That was then. And of course I had a great time with it, and wanted to bring it back and do it again this year, as it has turned into an annual tradition. I talked to some people, and it has been decided that the guest of honor will be Ray27Ray52 (EJ).

Here is how it will work:
I am looking for volunteers to participate in the roast, if you are interested after you read all of the guidelines, please post below. I am trying to get 8-10 people to participate or more.

The final list or roasters will be able to make one Roast post in a future thread for the occassion. The people they will be allowed to roast in their post include, the guest of honor EJ, and anyone else who is on the final roasters roster, and nobody else. If a member is not roasting, they cannot be roasted.

All roasts must adhere to Blowoutcards guidelines for posts, and must not be in poor taste. The whole point of this is to be a little mean to each other however, in a way so that nobody take anything said about them overly serious. The whole point of this is to have fun.

I will post a list of volunteers and a Final list of roasters in this thread. And remember if you roast EJ here, he gets a chance to roast you back at the end of the roast. After the final list is determined a future time frame will be set up for it to begin so that everyone has time to write material about all participants. The current goal date will be April 1st, 2014.

Thanks everyone, let's have a good time with this, and do it in a way so that it does not give the administration here a reason to delete it.

The Roast will not happen for at least a couple of months, giving everyone an opportunity to write material. Again, tentative date is 4/1/14.

Bonus to this years roaster, I will allow any jokes about anyone who has been roasted previously.



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NEW GUEST OF HONOR
TAJIKEY

Guest of Honor in absence
Ray27Ray52

Roasters
mmbtvs
ilovethelakings
37jetson
ssbledsoe (respectfully has dropped out because of lack of interaction with new guest of honor)
jlzinck
tnarg (respectfully has dropped out because of lack of interaction with new guest of honor)
Rafa33
GoJays
Manmadeofsteel (respectfully has dropped out because of lack of interaction with new guest of honor)
groundsupport
Clarka3 (maybe)

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Old 12-13-2013, 08:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hey, I didn't even volunteer yet, sucker. I guess I'm in. Sheesh!!!!!

And like Corbin said, if you decide to help roast, don't take shiznit personal. You will be made fun of and jokes will be made at your expense, but they will come from a place of love and respect.
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Old 12-13-2013, 10:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I would love to roast RayRay!
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I would roast him.
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Oh boy. This could be interesting. I've never roasted before, but I'd love the opportunity.
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Are there any perks that come with this prestigious honor?

I would like at least a participation ribbon.
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Old 12-13-2013, 11:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Are there any perks that come with this prestigious honor?

I would like at least a participation ribbon.
You are getting roasted by me. That is your perk.
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Old 12-13-2013, 11:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You are getting roasted by me. That is your perk.
I am looking forward to it. It is going to be a riot.
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Old 12-13-2013, 11:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I would love to roast him
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Oh no, not again. No way, man, no way. Not after last time man, no....

Alright, I'm in.
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Are there any perks that come with this prestigious honor?

I would like at least a participation ribbon.
I'll prelude my roast a little: I'm sure you've got an entire mantle of participation ribbons...you don't need 1 more.
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These are some great reads. I look forward to this years!
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I'll prelude my roast a little: I'm sure you've got an entire mantle of participation ribbons...you don't need 1 more.
I keep them all in boxes and whenever I feel like someone is being mean to me I take them out and realize that, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone-it, people like me!"
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More than happy to roast somebody from the People's Republic of Maryland.
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I don't see the point of publicly making fun of someone for the enjoyment of others. We should be preaching civility and tolerance, especially at this time of year. Why can't we just get along, you pathetic bunch of basement dwelling, window licking, lard butt losers?

On second thought, I can't wait for this
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If I missed adding anyone to the list of roasters in the OP, please let me know.
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Who is Ray27Ray52? Seriously, never heard of the guy.

Nobody on this board really "stands out" anymore despite all you kiddies trying to make it about yourselves.
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Who is Ray27Ray52? Seriously, never heard of the guy.

Nobody on this board really "stands out" anymore despite all you kiddies trying to make it about yourselves.
Thanks for stopping by Brad. As always, you are a joy to have on these forums. The joy and knowledge that you bring to this thread, and all the others in which you grace us with your presence is unparalleled. You complete me.
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I want to be in (side your guy's pants) this year!
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Who is Ray27Ray52? Seriously, never heard of the guy.

Nobody on this board really "stands out" anymore despite all you kiddies trying to make it about yourselves.
The Roast has started already I see.
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The Roast has started already I see.
You wish. That is just a certain somebody being his cheerful, humorous, fun loving self.
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I'm now thinking that instead of a roast, maybe this should be a clam bake.
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I'm now thinking that instead of a roast, maybe this should be a clam bake.
RayRay is still looking for that elusive "bearded clam"
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RayRay is still looking for that elusive "bearded clam"
I found it eventually. It only cost 19.99 per minute. That was 20 bucks well spent.
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Who is Ray27Ray52? Seriously, never heard of the guy.

Nobody on this board really "stands out" anymore despite all you kiddies trying to make it about yourselves.


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Thanks for stopping by Brad. As always, you are a joy to have on these forums. The joy and knowledge that you bring to this thread, and all the others in which you grace us with your presence is unparalleled. You complete me.


Holy crap, it's the little things in life..........................

Methinks someone is jealous - can we do a non-voluntary roast as well? I know the perfect candidate
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