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Old 05-23-2015, 10:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Worst Movie's you have ever seen

Just saw battleship for the first time....It was utterly awful I want my hour and a half back.
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Skyline The best part of this movie is that the movie theater that I saw it at served alcohol. My friends had walked out about 15 minutes early and decided to just hang out at the bar instead of watching the rest of the movie.

The Tree of Life Maybe this would be fantastic if I had studied film? This movie was so out there and abstract.
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Elmo's Adventures in Grouchland
My girlfriend at the time had a 4-year old daughter, whose 3-year old and 5-year old cousins were visiting. We figured the kids would enjoy it. After all, they all liked Sesame Street.
We were wrong. It was so bad none of them liked it.
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Old 05-23-2015, 10:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Elmo's Adventures in Grouchland
My girlfriend at the time had a 4-year old daughter, whose 3-year old and 5-year old cousins were visiting. We figured the kids would enjoy it. After all, they all liked Sesame Street.
We were wrong. It was so bad none of them liked it.
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I've never seen it but reading the wikipedia was enough - A Serbian film.
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Gravity, it was excruciating to watch
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Just watched God's Not Dead. Man was it painful. I wanted to like it because I like the message, but the terrible dialogue and cliches were just to distracting.

Hobbit Trilogy was pure garbage.

Movies are made much worse when you have high expectations for them and they let you down big.
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The movies listed here...man, you guys are sheltered

Go Watch the following

Ultra Warrior
Nukie
Outlaw of Gor
Turks in Space
Bigfoot
Ishtar
Hercules ( Ferrigno)
Hercules in New York (Arnold) Actually ANY movie he has starred in from 1970-1980 should be ranked as the worst.

So few of you were lucky enough to grow up watching movies in the 60's and 70's....many of us are scarred for life.

My all time worst ? Day of the Triffids. Great book......sadly it is SO BAD, like many Zombie movies, it is now a cult hit....and has a following and an IMDB over 2 stars


Needs to be a Movies that bore you to death topic.....Gods msut be crazy, Labyrinth.....man that list would echo for pages
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Ultraviolet was a horrid movie.
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My Boss' Daughter. Even Carmen Electra and Molly Shannon couldn't save this one.

This is coming from someone whose seen It's Pat. Lol
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Any movie starring Ashton Kutcher
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I thought Butterfly Effect was pretty good.
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I thought Butterfly Effect was pretty good.
Agreed, but that might be his only solid effort.

My worst film list would have to include "Cold Mountain" which inexplicably was nominated for a ton of awards.

I walked out of "Knock-off" starring Jean Claude Van Damme and Rob Schneider. Even alcohol couldn't save it from being unwatchable.
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So many to choose from - movie channels play some godawful garbage late at night. One I saw relatively recently was called "Santa with Muscles", starring Hulk Hogan as a guy who gets hit on the head and thinks he's Santa Claus. It's even worse than it sounds, although if you watch closely you can spot a 12-ish year old Mila Kunis. It takes quite a bit to be the worst Hulk Hogan movie ever made, but I think this is the one.
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So many to choose from - movie channels play some godawful garbage late at night. One I saw relatively recently was called "Santa with Muscles", starring Hulk Hogan as a guy who gets hit on the head and thinks he's Santa Claus. It's even worse than it sounds, although if you watch closely you can spot a 12-ish year old Mila Kunis. It takes quite a bit to be the worst Hulk Hogan movie ever made, but I think this is the one.
As much as I would agree with this post, Mr. Nanny is the worst Hogan movie in my opinion.
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So many to choose from - movie channels play some godawful garbage late at night. One I saw relatively recently was called "Santa with Muscles", starring Hulk Hogan as a guy who gets hit on the head and thinks he's Santa Claus. It's even worse than it sounds, although if you watch closely you can spot a 12-ish year old Mila Kunis. It takes quite a bit to be the worst Hulk Hogan movie ever made, but I think this is the one.
Worst Hulk Hogan movie could be an entire thread in itself!!!
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So many to choose from - movie channels play some godawful garbage late at night. One I saw relatively recently was called "Santa with Muscles", starring Hulk Hogan as a guy who gets hit on the head and thinks he's Santa Claus. It's even worse than it sounds, although if you watch closely you can spot a 12-ish year old Mila Kunis. It takes quite a bit to be the worst Hulk Hogan movie ever made, but I think this is the one.
The best part about this movie is that it came out at the peak of the NWO stuff, so big bad Hollywood Hogan had to go on Nitro and promote a movie called Santa With Muscles.
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Hot Rod with Andy Samberg. Just awful. Only watched it because I was on an international flight.
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