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Forum: Off Topic Today, 01:21 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 2,895
Posted By lemur01
You probably don't want to hear what I'm about to...

You probably don't want to hear what I'm about to tell you, but you must listen.

Get the nastiest female attorney you can find, and charge her services to a credit card that's in both of your...
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 05:25 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 2,544
Posted By lemur01
Tis the season to be brauolly, ...

Tis the season to be brauolly,

Braulalalalalalalala.
Forum: Off Topic 12-21-2014, 07:21 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,605
Posted By lemur01
Santa will be good to my kids this year. Nintendo...

Santa will be good to my kids this year. Nintendo Wii, bicycles, big tv, various other trinkets, candies, clothes, and what have you.

A far cry from the jet pack, robot cleaner, and the mouse they...
Forum: FOOTBALL 12-21-2014, 04:56 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,601
Posted By lemur01
And business is a boomin son.

And business is a boomin son.
Forum: Off Topic 12-21-2014, 11:48 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,714
Posted By lemur01
It's uncivilized to condone what happened. ...

It's uncivilized to condone what happened.

Does anyone know if these policemen had children ?
Forum: Off Topic 12-21-2014, 11:35 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 4,578
Posted By lemur01
Sorry about your dad sir. Good to have you...

Sorry about your dad sir.

Good to have you back! Once you become one of us there is no leaving. :)!
Forum: NON-SPORT BOX Breaks 12-21-2014, 09:24 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 346
Posted By lemur01
Welcome back. Good luck on your breaks!

Welcome back.

Good luck on your breaks!
Forum: Off Topic 12-21-2014, 02:22 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,714
Posted By lemur01
Got to be tough for their families. And so close...

Got to be tough for their families. And so close to Christmas.
Forum: Off Topic 12-21-2014, 02:00 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 4,578
Posted By lemur01
It's just you sir. This forum and it's members...

It's just you sir. This forum and it's members are pretty kewl.

You really kind of insulted everyone. You may as well farted in all of our directions.

Good day sir.
Forum: Off Topic 12-21-2014, 12:59 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,605
Posted By lemur01
Hey yeah. :eek: I was bamboozled! :mad: ...

Hey yeah. :eek:

I was bamboozled! :mad:

Heh. :o
Forum: Off Topic 12-20-2014, 07:53 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,605
Posted By lemur01
They're mean but beautiful. 5 years old now. ...

They're mean but beautiful. 5 years old now.

So check this out. Wife got me a Starbucks card for Christmas. She couldn't wait and gave it to me.

So I've been after her to up my allowance so I...
Forum: Off Topic 12-20-2014, 06:58 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,605
Posted By lemur01
Butt cheese. If this cheese we share is left...

Butt cheese. If this cheese we share is left unwashed, I fear it may skip the dingleberry stage and develop straight into dinglebombs.

And then..... ::gulp:: ..... if my dial soap fails us, we...
Forum: ComicBookJunkie 12-20-2014, 03:16 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 330
Posted By lemur01
It's a damn shame when a man gets that old. ...

It's a damn shame when a man gets that old.

Aye carumba !
Forum: Off Topic 12-20-2014, 01:48 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,605
Posted By lemur01
Hello skir. Long time no cheese. :)

Hello skir.

Long time no cheese. :)
Forum: Off Topic 12-19-2014, 07:54 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,605
Posted By lemur01
And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us,...

And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us, monster?" And the monster bent down, and said, "I need about tree-fitty."

Damn! Been posting here and about to miss Sanford & Son!

:flex:
Forum: Off Topic 12-19-2014, 01:19 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,605
Posted By lemur01
Red face I think I'll buy three 2 liter mountain dews. I...

I think I'll buy three 2 liter mountain dews. I could shake em up, strap em to their backs, and stab the tops of the caps with a buck knife.

We have lift off! :flex::flex::flex:
Forum: Off Topic 12-19-2014, 01:07 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 735
Posted By lemur01
How old is your son?

How old is your son?
Forum: Off Topic 12-19-2014, 12:42 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,605
Posted By lemur01
My kids want jet packs for Christmas. They also...

My kids want jet packs for Christmas. They also want a robot cleaner, a mouse, and video games.

What does a jet pack go for these days? :rolleyes:
Forum: Off Topic 12-19-2014, 07:58 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,605
Posted By lemur01
We are leaning more towards this. I think she...

We are leaning more towards this. I think she spent around $25 on me last year, and I spent $100. Kids are especially wonderful during the holidays. Makes life worth living.
Forum: Ebay/COMC/Online Selling/Shows/Paypal/Shipping 12-19-2014, 07:49 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 924
Posted By lemur01
You're a high volume seller? Oh wow you are...

You're a high volume seller?

Oh wow you are sooooo kewl man.

Oh and yeah there is a bug. That was your point.

Riiiiiiight, right.

:D:devil:
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-19-2014, 03:07 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 645
Posted By lemur01
I remember him. Very athletic and could dunk with...

I remember him. Very athletic and could dunk with the best of them.

Sucks his life turned out so poorly.
Forum: Off Topic 12-19-2014, 03:02 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,605
Posted By lemur01
Some nice gifts so far. And you can't go wrong...

Some nice gifts so far. And you can't go wrong with coffee. :coffee:
Forum: FOOTBALL BOX BREAKS 12-19-2014, 02:56 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,249
Posted By lemur01
Beautiful card. Thanks for sharing.

Beautiful card. Thanks for sharing.
Forum: Off Topic 12-19-2014, 02:32 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,605
Posted By lemur01
I think maybe I'll buy the wife a new watch. She...

I think maybe I'll buy the wife a new watch. She needs a watch.

Maybe a mushy hallmark card?
Forum: Off Topic 12-19-2014, 02:02 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,605
Posted By lemur01
Lightbulb What did you get wife/husband for Christmas ?

Title says it. I haven't bought my wife anything yet. She's tough to buy for.

Happy Holidays ! :)!
Forum: BASKETBALL 12-18-2014, 11:03 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 221
Posted By lemur01
Love shiny cards. Happy birthday!

Love shiny cards.

Happy birthday!
Forum: BASEBALL BOX BREAKS 12-18-2014, 01:30 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 780
Posted By lemur01
Nice cards. Thanks for sharing.

Nice cards. Thanks for sharing.
Forum: BASEBALL 12-16-2014, 05:00 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 3,033
Posted By lemur01
LMAO. Stuck with a piece of toast. Give the man...

LMAO. Stuck with a piece of toast. Give the man his bobble head. Stop hoarding all the cake.
Forum: Off Topic 12-16-2014, 04:17 AM
Replies: 3,402
Views: 120,024
Posted By lemur01
A fine looking young man you have there. You and...

A fine looking young man you have there. You and mom are blessed. We are all so happy for you and your family. :)
Forum: Off Topic 12-16-2014, 12:36 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 856
Posted By lemur01
KK has better donuts. DD has a great cup of...

KK has better donuts. DD has a great cup of regular black coffee. I just buy their coffee at the grocery store and brew it myself. Great start to the day. Instant bowel movement.:coffee:
Forum: Off Topic 01-01-2014, 07:07 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 5,306
Posted By lemur01
Welcome back.

Welcome back.
Forum: Off Topic 01-01-2014, 07:01 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 395
Posted By lemur01
Prices may be a little steep. All sports in...

Prices may be a little steep.

All sports in one post is no good either. Use the appropriate section for each sport.

Best of luck.
Forum: Off Topic 01-01-2014, 01:18 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 663
Posted By lemur01
Molly makes a person do strange things. I...

Molly makes a person do strange things.

I feel sorry for her parents. Especially her dad. Seeing his daughter self destruct must break his heart.

His achey breaky heart. ::snicker::
Forum: Off Topic 12-31-2013, 08:50 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 3,995
Posted By lemur01
Lots of good ones so far. I'll add: Seven ...

Lots of good ones so far. I'll add:

Seven
1408
Smokey and the Bandit
The Neverending Story
The Labyrinth
Throw Mama from the Train
Thrashin
Unforgiven
Forum: Off Topic 12-31-2013, 08:12 PM
Replies: 139
Views: 1,881
Posted By lemur01
Why was it necessary to see Kevin Bacon's penis...

Why was it necessary to see Kevin Bacon's penis at the end of the movie Wild Things?

Seriously, why?:confused:
Forum: Off Topic 12-31-2013, 08:04 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,729
Posted By lemur01
Go to Brad's "anti mojo forum". It's great. Only...

Go to Brad's "anti mojo forum". It's great. Only four members, no threads, and everyone uses the search function.:eek:
Forum: Off Topic 12-31-2013, 03:51 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,059
Posted By lemur01
Nice of that guy to lend that girl a hand.

Nice of that guy to lend that girl a hand.
Forum: BASEBALL BOX BREAKS 12-30-2013, 06:40 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,044
Posted By lemur01
Nice hits!

Nice hits!
Forum: Off Topic 12-30-2013, 06:10 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,216
Posted By lemur01
Actually, that's from Way of the gun. "God I...

Actually, that's from Way of the gun.

"God I love this street."
Forum: Member Sales/Trade Feedback 12-30-2013, 03:29 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,002
Posted By lemur01
It takes $75 to feed a family of four at...

It takes $75 to feed a family of four at McDonald's? That's one hungry bunch.
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