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Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 06:34 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,290
Posted By JohnRyno
You whack, you're twisted, your girl's a ho ...

You whack, you're twisted, your girl's a ho
You're broke, the kid ain't yours, and everybody know
Your old man say you stupid, you be like, "So?
I love my baby mother, I never let her go."
Forum: Off Topic 07-04-2015, 09:57 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,111
Posted By JohnRyno
The Erotic Review : Ironmonkey415' s review of...

The Erotic Review : Ironmonkey415' s review of Lillian Warren (http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1655100)
Forum: Off Topic 07-04-2015, 08:00 PM
Replies: 300
Views: 5,716
Posted By JohnRyno
Quoted for imminent banishment.

Quoted for imminent banishment.
Forum: Off Topic 07-04-2015, 07:15 PM
Replies: 132
Views: 2,361
Posted By JohnRyno
D2R invented butt-chugging.

D2R invented butt-chugging.
Forum: Off Topic 06-23-2015, 01:47 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 3,324
Posted By JohnRyno
He actually did have a threesome. It was with one...

He actually did have a threesome. It was with one of those combo KFC/Pizza Hut joints.
Forum: Off Topic 06-23-2015, 01:27 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 3,324
Posted By JohnRyno
duh da daaaaaah dah daaaah da daaaah duh...

duh da daaaaaah
dah daaaah
da daaaah

duh da daaaaaah
dah daaaah
da daaaah

duh da daaaaaah
da daaaaaaah
Forum: Off Topic 06-21-2015, 08:17 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 376
Posted By JohnRyno
cking has a goon box

cking has a goon box
Forum: Off Topic 06-21-2015, 08:14 PM
Replies: 258
Views: 5,464
Posted By JohnRyno
Have you seen his baseball?

Have you seen his baseball?
Forum: Off Topic 06-20-2015, 03:28 PM
Replies: 144
Views: 2,529
Posted By JohnRyno
Herpes Amy

Herpes Amy
Forum: Off Topic 06-20-2015, 02:21 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 519
Posted By JohnRyno
preakness en fuego

preakness en fuego
Forum: Off Topic 06-20-2015, 02:19 PM
Replies: 144
Views: 2,529
Posted By JohnRyno
Stifler's mother

Stifler's mother
Forum: Off Topic 06-19-2015, 11:29 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,273
Posted By JohnRyno
Are you bent? That is most certainly a bender's...

Are you bent? That is most certainly a bender's mustache.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/cde66cec65951b562d3843b08e302eac/tumblr_mziyvvhOPN1ry9257o1_500.gif
Forum: Off Topic 06-16-2015, 11:13 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,852
Posted By JohnRyno
http://31.media.tumblr.com/65c05051618017736113d3e...

http://31.media.tumblr.com/65c05051618017736113d3e7335ba8c7/tumblr_n8izjxKR431ry46hlo1_500.gif
Forum: BASEBALL 06-16-2015, 09:39 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 328
Posted By JohnRyno
De Aza hit a double today!!!

De Aza hit a double today!!!
Forum: BASEBALL 06-16-2015, 09:19 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 328
Posted By JohnRyno
He looks like Beavis.

He looks like Beavis.
Forum: BASEBALL 06-16-2015, 09:16 PM
Replies: 1,814
Views: 35,973
Posted By JohnRyno
eggplant parm

eggplant parm
Forum: BASEBALL 06-16-2015, 08:12 PM
Replies: 1,814
Views: 35,973
Posted By JohnRyno
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdbdkjefq21qa0b7...

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdbdkjefq21qa0b73o1_r1_500.gif
Forum: BASEBALL 06-16-2015, 07:54 PM
Replies: 1,814
Views: 35,973
Posted By JohnRyno
baaaaaaaaaammmmmmm cradle rock

baaaaaaaaaammmmmmm cradle rock
Forum: BASEBALL 06-16-2015, 07:46 PM
Replies: 1,814
Views: 35,973
Posted By JohnRyno
manny buggin out

manny buggin out
Forum: BASEBALL 06-16-2015, 07:33 PM
Replies: 1,814
Views: 35,973
Posted By JohnRyno
Jerome Williams goes 2/3'rds of an inning...and...

Jerome Williams goes 2/3'rds of an inning...and splits his scrotum.
Forum: Off Topic 06-16-2015, 07:30 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,833
Posted By JohnRyno
that is a pretty solid joke

that is a pretty solid joke
Forum: BASEBALL 06-16-2015, 07:28 PM
Replies: 1,814
Views: 35,973
Posted By JohnRyno
http://media.tumblr.com/7bf46bd75549b3eaf394474b7d...

http://media.tumblr.com/7bf46bd75549b3eaf394474b7dde194f/tumblr_inline_moip0naHcz1qz4rgp.gif
Forum: BASEBALL 06-16-2015, 07:24 PM
Replies: 1,814
Views: 35,973
Posted By JohnRyno
deez Utley is about to die from heat stroke

deez Utley is about to die from heat stroke
Forum: BASEBALL 06-16-2015, 07:17 PM
Replies: 1,814
Views: 35,973
Posted By JohnRyno
I need you to start a kickstarter fund so the...

I need you to start a kickstarter fund so the Phillies can join the AL East.
Forum: Off Topic 06-16-2015, 07:14 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 433
Posted By JohnRyno
You told me to supplement my cocaine with baby...

You told me to supplement my cocaine with baby laxative. I pooped my pants at the 40/40 Club.
Forum: BASEBALL 06-16-2015, 07:09 PM
Replies: 1,814
Views: 35,973
Posted By JohnRyno
eggplant parm in the yard tonight

eggplant parm in the yard tonight
Forum: Off Topic 06-15-2015, 07:20 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,852
Posted By JohnRyno
We are Generation Junk Wax.

We are Generation Junk Wax.
Forum: Off Topic 06-15-2015, 07:16 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 773
Posted By JohnRyno
I bought a refurbished Breville juicer from...

I bought a refurbished Breville juicer from Amazon.
Forum: Off Topic 06-15-2015, 07:01 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 773
Posted By JohnRyno
You might be able to juice kratom leaves, but I...

You might be able to juice kratom leaves, but I think you'd have to grow your own product.
Forum: Off Topic 06-15-2015, 06:43 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 773
Posted By JohnRyno
Dinner: spinach, chard, kale, carrots, bell...

Dinner: spinach, chard, kale, carrots, bell peppers, oranges, apples, parsley, cilantro, ginger root.
Forum: BASEBALL 06-14-2015, 10:14 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 395
Posted By JohnRyno
To spread God's word...and kill the other living...

To spread God's word...and kill the other living things God supposedly created. :coffee:
Forum: Off Topic 06-13-2015, 10:49 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,331
Posted By JohnRyno
http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf4df707df7442237819574...

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Forum: Off Topic 06-13-2015, 10:31 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,220
Posted By JohnRyno
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p83xu7YM1qlsjt...

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p83xu7YM1qlsjtpo1_500.gif
Forum: Off Topic 06-13-2015, 06:13 PM
Replies: 137
Views: 1,852
Posted By JohnRyno
Resurrected in March of 1983.

Resurrected in March of 1983.
Forum: Off Topic 06-12-2015, 10:17 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 429
Posted By JohnRyno
http://31.media.tumblr.com/aa3a4d2f5e41ca6fc28ec5a...

http://31.media.tumblr.com/aa3a4d2f5e41ca6fc28ec5aa05e505e1/tumblr_miew4fQtsH1r2hhhoo1_500.gif
Forum: Off Topic 06-12-2015, 06:31 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 291
Posted By JohnRyno
Mormonism is so hot right now.

Mormonism is so hot right now.
Forum: Off Topic 06-12-2015, 06:26 PM
Replies: 302
Views: 12,433
Posted By JohnRyno
http://24.media.tumblr.com/73c5891ac1b6a360b520552...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/73c5891ac1b6a360b520552e999a3902/tumblr_mww7ts7cej1skgo7so1_400.gif
Forum: FOOTBALL 06-12-2015, 06:22 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 1,165
Posted By JohnRyno
I would take a dump on a movie theater seat and...

I would take a dump on a movie theater seat and wait for someone to sit in my dookie.
Forum: Off Topic 06-12-2015, 06:16 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 716
Posted By JohnRyno
http://media.tumblr.com/33f9f8117c6daba07397b4a03d...

http://media.tumblr.com/33f9f8117c6daba07397b4a03de94632/tumblr_inline_mlf4slmyFY1qz4rgp.gif
Forum: Off Topic 06-12-2015, 06:07 PM
Replies: 302
Views: 12,433
Posted By JohnRyno
lobohacker, talking about myself in the third...

lobohacker, talking about myself in the third person since 2010. Even when I climax.
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