It's all your fault, Nintendo ... but at least I've still got baseball cards
This entry was posted on December 9, 2016
.It's all your fault, Nintendo.
The hottest (though seemingly non-existent) toy of the holiday season has been without question the NES Classic, a miniature modern-day version of the old Nintendo Entertainment System pre-loaded with 30 different games from the heyday of the 8-bit platform.
Buzz knew this would be big the day it was revealed months ago and I've checked chain stores multiple times a week in the time since its arrival last month seeking that Shangri-La Shelf where the Classic sat at its posted price of $59.99 -- not the massive amounts more allegedly being paid on eBay. (Sure, some of those "sales" aren't legit -- many of them in fact -- but some of the lesser high-priced sales wouldn't shock me since I'm sure the NES Classic has caused angst for other people out there.)
There was a side effect after all this aisle-walking and checking out video games like I hadn't done in years, if ever. It made me do something I never would have predicted months ago.
What did I do? I bought a PlayStation 4 -- my first new video game platform in 15 years.
With it, I tacked on a copy of MLB The Show 16 and a couple of Star Wars games that impressed visually and story-wise in their trailers. I figured one of them, LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens, would good for kids, and would add some fun factor for me being a newbie. Confession: I had a PlayStation 2 ages ago (I'm sure it's in a box somewhere near some cards) so I'm somewhat familiar with the controls and some basics of life beyond the simple complexity of up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start, but I was given a rude awakening after popping in the first disc.
Baseball, at least on the PS4, is a lot more complicated than balls and strikes.
Legos? They're apparently not what I remembered years ago -- though the pieces look about the same.
And Star Wars Battlefront? While I enjoyed training sessions as an invincible Darth Vader, I can't fly an X-Wing at all (so much for seeing myself like Luke Skywalker as a kid) and all those barrel rolls and spins to avoid the TIE fighters high above Beggar's Canyon can lead to real-life nausea.
Simply put, I think I learned that video games might have passed me by. Sure, those 8-bit games needed hours and hours of practice to master long ago -- a byproduct of summertime and winters living in a cold state -- but the here and now is a bit (pun soooo intended) different. Gaming for me today? They're just something to try for an hour or two for fun -- not a week, for not a month t0 master. And that's assuming no injuries or lingering after-effects from X-Wing flight.
The pricey investment in a PS4 and some games wasn't much more dramatic than a few shredded card boxes, but it was one I expected to offer up a diversion here and there to, you know, take time away from buying card boxes a bit when there's nothing new that's affordable. I figured they could be a fun diversion alongside the fun of collecting. That notion still holds true, but probably not without a $20 idiot's guide or two from Prima Games for a couple of games, some Dramamine and some patience -- a lot of patience -- if I get back in the X-wing.
I'll keep on trying this whole new world of gaming -- and I haven't even thought about the online component yet -- and maybe I'll keep on looking a little more and keep searching for one of those NES Classics. It's there where I'm confident that I can dominate more than a few Super Mario and Zelda games and tear it up on some Dr. Mario and Excitebike.
There's a Game Genie included with it, right?
Well ... at least I can always fall back on baseball cards.
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